Willard finally showed after a total of exactly four hours. I heard his voice in the outer office. I was pretty sure my sergeant wasn’t offering him coffee. She had better instincts than that. My door opened and he came in. He didn’t look at me. Just closed the door behind him and turned around and sat down in my visitor’s chair. Immediately started up with the shuffling thing. He was going at it hard and plucking at the knees of his pants like they were burning his skin.
“Yesterday,” he said. “I want a complete record of your movements. I want to hear it from your own lips.”
“You’re down here to ask
“Yes,” he said.
I shrugged.
“I was on a plane until two,” I said. “I was with you until five.”
“And then?”
“I got back here at eleven.”
“Six hours? I did it in four.”
“You drove, presumably. I took two buses and hitched a ride.”
“After that?”
“I spoke to my brother on the phone,” I said.
“I remember your brother,” Willard said. “I worked with him.”
I nodded. “He mentioned that.”
“And then what?”
“I spoke to Lieutenant Summer,” I said. “Socially.”
“And then?”
“Carbone’s body was discovered about midnight.”
He nodded and twitched and shuffled and looked uncomfortable.
“Did you keep your bus tickets?” he said.
“I doubt it,” I said.
He smiled. “Remember who gave you a ride to the post?”
“I doubt it. Why?”
“Because I might need to know. To prove I didn’t make a mistake.”
I said nothing.
“
“Did I?”
He nodded. “I can’t decide whether you’re an idiot or whether you’re doing this on purpose.”
“Doing what?”
“Are you
“What?”
“What’s the big picture here, Major?” he said.
“You tell me, Colonel.”
“The Cold War is ending. Therefore there are big changes coming. The status quo will not be an option. Therefore we’ve got every part of the military trying to stand tall and make the cut. And you know what?”
“What?”
“The army is always at the bottom of the pile. The Air Force has got all those glamorous airplanes. The Navy has got submarines and carriers. The Marines are always untouchable. And we’re stuck down there in the mud, literally. The bottom of the pile. The army is
“So?”
“This Carbone guy was a shirtlifter. He was a damn
“That wouldn’t have been true.”
“Who cares?”
“He wasn’t killed because of his orientation.”
“Of course he was.”
“I do this stuff for a living,” I said. “And I say he wasn’t.”
He glared at me. Went quiet for a moment.
“OK,” he said. “We’ll come back to that. Who else but you saw the body?”
“My guys,” I said. “Plus a Psy-Ops light colonel I wanted an opinion from. Plus the pathologist.”
He nodded. “You deal with your guys. I’ll tell Psy-Ops and the doctor.”
“Tell them what?”
“That we’re writing it up as a training accident. They’ll understand. No harm, no foul. No investigation.”
“You’re kidding.”
“You think the army wants this to get around? Now? That Delta had an illegal soldier for four years? Are you nuts?”
“The sergeants want an investigation.”
“I’m pretty sure their CO won’t. Believe me. You can take that as gospel.”
“You’ll have to give me a direct order,” I said. “Words of one syllable.”
“Watch my lips,” Willard said. “Do not investigate the fag. Write a situation report indicating that he died in a training accident. A night maneuver, a run, an exercise, anything. He tripped and fell and hit his head. Case closed. That is a direct order.”
“I’ll need it in writing,” I said.
“Grow up,” he said.
We sat quiet for a moment or two, just glaring at each other across the desk. I sat still, and Willard rocked and plucked. I clenched my fist, out of his sight. I imagined smashing a straight right to the center of his chest. I figured I could stop his lousy heart with a single blow. I could write it up as a training accident. I could say he had been practicing getting in and out of his chair, and he had slipped and caught his sternum on the corner of the desk.
“What was the time of death?” he asked.
“Nine or ten last night,” I said.
“And you were off-post until eleven?”
“Asked and answered,” I said.
“Can you prove that?”
I thought of the gate guards in their booth. They had logged me in.
“Do I have to?” I said.
He went quiet again. Leaned to his left in the chair.
“Next item,” he said. “You claim the butt-bandit wasn’t killed because he was a butt-bandit. What’s your evidence?”
“The crime scene was overdone,” I said.
“To obscure the real motive?”
I nodded. “That’s my judgment.”
“What was the real motive?”
“I don’t know. That would have required an investigation.”
“Let’s speculate,” Willard said. “Let’s assume the hypothetical perpetrator would have benefited from the homicide. Tell me how.”