The Anubis Gates

“No. Why should he need to? Look, the whole Coleridge speech thing was just a lucky way to finance Darrow’s real purpose—which was to move back here to eighteen-goddamn-ten permanently. He was hiring open-minded, history-savvy lads to be his personal retinue—physician bodyguards—that’s the job I got that I wouldn’t tell you about, remember? And then he noticed that old Coleridge was giving a speech in London during the period of the gap. He’d been having problems paying for everything, and this was the solution—get a million a head from ten rich culture freaks to go hear Coleridge. And he decided he needed a Coleridge expert for that, and that’s when he hired you. But all along, the main… objective… was to come back again, just him and his hand-picked staff, to live. So when the Coleridge party got back to 1983, he hustled them all off into cars and then set up for another jump back to the same September first gap, and we jumped again. But this time we arrived in the middle of the gap, an hour or so after all of you—us—had driven off to see Coleridge, and we cleaned up the signs of our arrival and were long gone by the time the two coaches came back, minus one Coleridge expert, and waited for the gap to end.” Benner grinned. “It would have been fun to drive to the Crown and Anchor and look in on ourselves. Two Benners and two Darrows! Darrow even thought about doing it, and seeing that you didn’t go AWOL, but he decided that changing even that small a bit of history would be too risky.”

“So why does Darrow want me killed?” demanded Doyle impatiently. “And if Darrow’s so damn concerned about the inviolability of history, why has he kidnapped William Ashbless?”

“Ashbless? That jerk poet you were writing about? We haven’t messed with him. Why, isn’t he around?”

Benner seemed to be sincere. “No,” Doyle said. “Now quit ducking the question. Why does Darrow want me dead?”

“I think he wants us all dead, eventually,” Benner muttered into his beer. “He’s been promising that his staff will be permitted to return to 1983 through a gap in 1814, but I’m pretty sure he intends to kill us all, one by one, as he stops needing us. He’s holding all our mobile hooks, and he’s already killed Bain and Kaggs—those were the two who were supposed to do you in a week ago. And then this morning I overheard him order me shot on sight. I managed to grab a fair amount of cash and get away, but now I don’t dare go near him.” Benner looked up unhappily. “You see, Brendan, he doesn’t want anyone else here who knows twentieth century things—radio, penicillin, photography, all that kind of stuff. He was worried you’d patent a heavier than air flying machine, or publish ‘Dover Beach’ under your own name, or something like that. He was very relieved when I—”

There was a pause that lengthened uncomfortably while a hard smile deepened the lines in Doyle’s cheeks. “When you reported to him that you’d shot me through the heart.”

“Christ,” whispered Benner, closing his eyes, “don’t shoot me, Brendan. I had to, it was self-defense: he’d have had me killed if I didn’t. Anyway, it didn’t kill you.” He opened his eyes. “Where did it hit you? I didn’t miss.”

“No, it was a good shot, square in the center of the chest. But I was carrying something under my jacket, and it stopped your bullet.”

“Oh. Well, I’m glad of that.” Benner smiled broadly and rocked back in his seat. “You say you didn’t choose to go AWOL from the Coleridge trip? Then you and I can help each other tremendously.”

“How?” Doyle asked skeptically.

“Do you want to get back? To 1983 ?”

“Well… yes.”

“Good. So do I. Man, don’t know what you got till it’s gone, eh? You know what I miss most? My stereo. Christ, back home I could play all nine Beethoven symphonies in one day if I wanted to, and Tchaikovsky the next. And Wagner! And Gershwin! Janis Joplin! Hell, it used to be fun to drive up to the Dorothy Chandler and hear things in concert, but it’s lousy if that’s the only way you can hear ‘em.”

“So what’s your plan, Benner?”

“Well—here, Brendan, have a cigar—and,” he waved at a barmaid, “let me get us another round, and I’ll tell you.”

Doyle took the cigar, a long Churchill-sized thing with no band or cellophane wrapper, and bit a notch in the end; then, again without taking his eyes off the other man, he lifted the candle and puffed the cigar alight. It didn’t taste bad.

“Well,” began Benner, lighting one for himself when Doyle put down the candle, “to begin with, the old man’s nuts. Crazy. Smart as you could ask for, of course, a very shrewd guy, but he hasn’t got both oars in the water anymore. You know what he’s had us all doing since we got here? When we could be, I don’t know, booking passage for Sutler’s Mill and the Klondike? He’s bought a damn shop in Leadenhall Street and outfitted it, completely, as a for God’s sake depilatory parlor—you know? Where you go to get unwanted hair removed?—and he’s had two men staffing it at all times, from nine in the morning until nine-thirty at night!”