Well, if I didn’t see you, I didn’t see you.
ALBUS: Yes, I stole this from James. He’s remarkably easy to steal from; his trunk combination is the date he got his first broom. I’ve found the Cloak made avoiding bullies . . . easier.
I’m sorry — about your mum. I know we don’t talk about her enough — but I hope you know — I’m sorry — it’s rubbish — what happened to her — to you.
SCORPIUS: Thanks.
ALBUS: My dad said — said that you were this dark cloud around me. My dad started to think — and I just knew I had to stay away, and if I didn’t, Dad said he would —
SCORPIUS: Your dad thinks the rumors are true — I am the son of Voldemort?
ALBUS
SCORPIUS: Good. Let them. Sometimes — sometimes I find myself thinking — maybe they’re true too.
ALBUS: No. They’re not true. And I’ll tell you why. Because I don’t think Voldemort is capable of having a kind son — and you’re kind, Scorpius. To the depths of your belly, to the tips of your fingers. I truly believe Voldemort — Voldemort couldn’t have a child like you.
SCORPIUS: That’s nice — that’s a nice thing to say.
ALBUS: And it’s something I should have said a long time ago. In fact, you’re probably the best person I know. And you don’t — you couldn’t — hold me back. You make me stronger — and when Dad forced us apart — without you —
SCORPIUS: I didn’t much like my life without you in it either.
ALBUS: And I know I’ll always be Harry Potter’s son — and I will sort that out in my head — and I know compared to you my life is pretty good, really, and that he and I are comparatively lucky and —
SCORPIUS
ALBUS: Friends?
SCORPIUS: Always.
That’s the second time you’ve done that.
ALBUS: But I’m pleased we had this argument because it’s given me a really good idea.
SCORPIUS: About what?
ALBUS: It involves the second task. And humiliation.
SCORPIUS: You’re still talking about going back in time? Have we been having the same conversation?
ALBUS: You’re right — we are losers. We’re brilliant at losing and so we should be using our own knowledge here. Our own powers. Losers are taught to be losers. And there’s only one way to teach a loser — and we know that better than anyone — humiliation. We need to humiliate him. So in the second task that’s what we’ll do.
SCORPIUS: That’s a really good strategy.
ALBUS: I know.
SCORPIUS: I mean, quite spectacular. Humiliate Cedric to save Cedric. Clever. And Rose?
ALBUS: That I’m saving as a sparkly surprise. I
SCORPIUS: But, just a minute, isn’t — wasn’t — the second task took place in the lake, and you’re not allowed to leave the school building.
ALBUS: Yes. About that . . . We need to find the girls’ bathroom on the first floor.
ACT TWO, SCENE SEVENTEEN
HOGWARTS, STAIRCASES
RON: Professor Granger.
HERMIONE: Ron. What are you doing here?
RON: Panju got in a little trouble in Potions class. Was showing off, of course, and put the wrong thing with the wrong thing and now he has no eyebrows and a rather large mustache, apparently. Which doesn’t suit him. I didn’t want to come but Padma says that when it comes to facial growths, sons need their fathers. Have you done something with your hair?
HERMIONE: Just combed it, I suspect.
RON: Well . . . Combing it suits you.
HERMIONE: Ron, will you stop looking at me like that?