Wyrd Sisters

If it came to that, Verence thought, so am I. But the various broad hints available in his present circumstances were breaking through even the mad brain stupidity that made up most of his character, and it was dawning on him that whatever kingdom he might currently be in, he wasn’t king of it.

‘Are you Death, fellow?’ he ventured.

I HAVE MANY NAMES.

‘Which one are you using at present?’ said Verence, with a shade more deference. There were people milling around them; in fact, quite a few people were milling through them, like ghosts.

‘Oh, so it was Felmet,’ the king added vaguely, looking at the figure lurking with obscene delight at the top of the stairs. ‘My father said I should never let him get behind me. Why don’t I feel angry?’

GLANDS, said Death shortly. ADRENALIN AND SO FORTH. AND EMOTIONS. YOU DON’T HAVE THEM. ALL YOU HAVE NOW IS THOUGHT.

The tall figure appeared to reach a decision.

THIS IS VERY IRREGULAR, he went on, apparently to himself. HOWEVER, WHO AM I TO ARGUE?

‘Who indeed.’

WHAT?

‘I said, who indeed.’

SHUT UP.

Death stood with his skull on one side, as though listening to some inner voice. As his hood fell away the late king noticed that Death resembled a polished skeleton in every way but one. His eye sockets glowed sky blue. Verence wasn’t frightened, however; not simply because it is difficult to be in fear of anything when the bits you need to be frightened with are curdling several yards away, but because he had never really been frightened of anything in his life, and wasn’t going to start now. This was partly because he didn’t have the imagination, but he was also one of those rare individuals who are totally focused in time.

Most people aren’t. They live their lives as a sort of temporal blur around the point where their body actually is—anticipating the future, or holding on to the past. They’re usually so busy thinking about what happens next that the only time they ever find out what is happening now is when they come to look back on it. Most people are like this. They learn how to fear because they can actually tell, down at the subconscious level, what is going to happen next. It’s already happening to them.

But Verence had always lived only for the present. Until now, anyway.

Death sighed.

I SUPPOSE NO-ONE MENTIONED ANYTHING TO YOU? he hazarded.

‘Say again?’

NO PREMONITIONS? STRANGE DREAMS? MAD OLD SOOTHSAYERS SHOUTING THINGS AT YOU IN THE STREET?^{6}

‘About what? Dying?’

NO, I SUPPOSE NOT. IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TO EXPECT, said Death sourly. THEY LEAVE IT ALL TO ME.

‘Who do?’ said Verence, mystified.

FATE. DESTINY. ALL THE REST OF THEM. Death laid a hand on the king’s shoulder. THE FACT IS, I’M AFRAID, YOU’RE DUE TO BECOME A GHOST.

‘Oh.’ He looked down at his … body, which seemed solid enough. Then someone walked through him.

DON’T LET IT UPSET YOU.

Verence watched his own stiff corpse being carried reverentially from the hall.

‘I’ll try,’ he said.

GOOD MAN.

‘I don’t think I will be up to all that business with the white sheets and the chains, though,’ he said. ‘Do I have to walk around moaning and screaming?’

Death shrugged. DO YOU WANT TO? he said.

‘No.’

THEN I SHOULDN’T BOTHER, IF I WERE YOU. Death pulled an hour-glass from the recesses of his dark robe and inspected it closely.

AND NOW I REALLY MUST BE GOING, he said. He turned on his heel, put his scythe over his shoulder and started to walk out of the hall through the wall.

‘I say? Just hold on there!’ shouted Verence, running after him.

Death didn’t look back. Verence followed him through the wall; it was like walking through fog.

‘Is that all?’ he demanded. ‘I mean, how long will I be a ghost? Why am I a ghost? You can’t just leave me like this.’ He halted and raised an imperious, slightly transparent finger. ‘Stop! I command you!’

Death shook his head gloomily, and stepped through the next wall. The king hurried after him with as much dignity as he could still muster, and found Death fiddling with the girths of a large white horse standing on the battlements. It was wearing a nosebag.

‘You can’t leave me like this!’ he repeated, in the face of the evidence.

Death turned to him.

I CAN, he said. YOU’RE UNDEAD, YOU SEE. GHOSTS INHABIT A WORLD BETWEEN THE LIVING AND THE DEAD. IT’S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. He patted the king on the shoulder. DON’T WORRY, he said, IT WON’T BE FOR EVER.

‘Good.’

IT MAY SEEM LIKE FOR EVER.

‘How long will it really be?’

UNTIL YOU HAVE FULFILLED YOUR DESTINY, I ASSUME.

‘And how will I know what my destiny is?’ said the king, desperately.

CAN’T HELP THERE. I’M SORRY.

‘Well, how can I find out?’

THESE THINGS GENERALLY BECOME APPARENT, I UNDERSTAND, said Death, and swung himself into the saddle.

‘And until then I have to haunt this place.’ King Verence stared around at the draughty battlements. ‘All alone, I suppose. Won’t anyone be able to see me?’

OH, THE PSYCHICALLY INCLINED. CLOSE RELATIVES. AND CATS, OF COURSE.

‘I hate cats.’