The shutter is rattled up by a less flattering version of the Merlin on the shutter. This Merlin looks shat out by a hippo, and is dressed up in prog-rock chic: a lilac shirt, red jeans, and a waistcoat encrusted with gems as fake as its wearer.
Aoife, however, is awestruck. “Mr. Silverwind?”
He frowns and looks around before looking down. “I am he. And you are who, young lady?”
A Yank. Of bloody course. “Aoife Brubeck,” says Aoife.
“Aoife Brubeck. You’re up and about very early.”
“It’s my aunty Sharon’s wedding today. I’m a bridesmaid.”
“May you have an altogether sublime day. And this gentleman would be your father, I presume?”
“Yes,” says Aoife. “He’s a reporter in Bad Dad.”
“I’m sure Daddy tries to be good, Aoife Brubeck.”
“She means Baghdad,” I tell the joker.
“Then Daddy must be very … brave.” He looks at me. I stare back. I don’t like his way of talking and I don’t like him.
Aoife asks, “Can you
“I wouldn’t be much of a fortune-teller if I couldn’t.”
“Can you tell
Enough of this. “Mr. Silverwind is busy, Aoife.”
“No, he isn’t, Daddy. He hasn’t got one customer even!”
“I usually ask for a donation of ten pounds for a reading,” says the old fraud, “but, off-peak, to
Daddy would like to kick Mr. Silverwind in his crystal balls. “We’ll pass on your generosity,” I tell him. “Thanks.”
“I’m open until sunset, if you change your mind.”
I tug at my daughter’s hand to tell her we’re moving on, but she flares up: “It’s not
Just bloody great. If I take back a tearful Aoife, Holly’ll be insufferable. “Come on—Aunty Sharon’s hairdresser will be waiting.”
“Oh dear.” Silverwind retreats into his booth. “I foresee trouble.” He shuts a door marked THE SANCTUM behind him.
“
Aoife turns darker, redder, and shakier. “No!”
My own temper now wakes up. “No what?”
“No no no no no no no no no no.”
“Aoife! Nobody knows the future. That’s why it’s the future!”
My daughter turns red, shaky, and screeches:
I’m about to flame her for bad language—but did my daughter just call me a Kurd?
“Aggie says it when she’s cross but Aggie’s a
Aoife turns, tugs the balloon string off and threatens to let it go.
“Go ahead.” I know how to handle Aoife. “But be warned, if you let go, I’ll
Aoife twists her face up into a goblin’s and—to my surprise, and hurt—lets the balloon go. Off it flies, silver against blue, while Aoife dissolves into cascading sobs. “I
Then Aoife’s eyes shut tight and her six-year-old lungs fill up.
Half of Sussex hears her shaken, sobbing scream.
Get me out of here. Anywhere.
Anywhere’s fine.
NASSER DROPPED ME near the Assassin’s Gate, but not too near; you never know who’s watching who’s giving lifts to foreigners, and the guards at the gate have the jumpiest trigger fingers, the poor bastards. “I’ll call you after the press conference,” I told Nasser, “or if the network’s down, just meet me here at eleven-thirty.”
“Perfect, Ed,” replied my fixer. “I get Aziz. Tell Klimt, all Iraqis love him. Seriously. We build big statue with big fat cock pointing to Washington.” I slapped the roof and Nasser drove off. Then I walked the fifty meters to the gate, past the lumps of concrete placed in a slalom arrangement, past the crater from January’s bomb, still visible; half a ton of plastic explosives, topped with a smattering of artillery shells, killing twenty and maiming sixty. Olive used five of Aziz’s photos, and the