Olly looks Caravaggian in the dim light. “Half twelve-ish.”
“Shit. Poor you. How’s the bearded one?”
“If he survives the self-pity, he’ll be fine. Antitetanus booster and a glorified Elastoplast. A and E was the Night of the Living Dead. I only just dropped Cheeseman off at his flat. Did Ness get to the station?”
“For sure. Penhaligon and I escorted her to the taxi rank at Drummer Street, Friday night being Friday night. Fitz met Chetwynd-Pitt and Yasmina after you left and went off clubbing. Then, once Ness was safely off, Penhaligon followed on. I wussed out, spent a sexy hour here with I.F.R. Coates’s
“She didn’t …” Olly thinks, and Connect 4 counters drop, “… stick around for a drink or—or anything? At the Buried Bishop?”
“I.F.R. Coates is a
“I meant,” how Olly aches to believe me, “Ness, actually.”
“
“You reckon? This week she’s been a bit, I don’t know, ratty. I’ve been half afraid she might be …”
I continue to act dumb. Olly lets his sentence fizzle out.
“What?” I say. “Thinking of dumping you? Hardly the impression I got. When these huntin’, shootin’, fishin’ types
Olly looks cheerful. “Well. Yeah. Maybe.”
“You’ll be meeting up over Christmas, right?”
“The idea was to sort out our plans tonight.”
“Too bad our Richard needed a Good Samaritan. Mind you, the way you took charge of things back at the pub impressed her to pieces. She said it showed how self-possessed you are when a crisis strikes.”
“She said that? Actually said it?”
“Pretty much verbatim, yes. At the taxi rank.”
Olly’s glowing; if he was six inches tall and fluffy, Toys R Us would ship him by the thousands.
“Olly, mate, I’ll bid thee a fair repose.”
“Sorry, Hugo, sure. Thanks. G’night.”
BACK IN MY bed of woman-smelling warmth, Ness hooks a leg across my thighs: “ ‘Headmistressy’? I should kick you out of bed now.”
“Try it.” I run my hands over her pleasing contours. “You’d better leave at the crack of dawn. I sent you to Greenwich just now.”
“That’s hours away, yet. Anything could happen.”
I draw twirls around her navel with my finger, but I find myself thinking about Immaculйe Constantin. I didn’t mention her to the boys earlier; turning her into an anecdote felt unwise. Not unwise: prohibited. When I zoned out on her, she must have thought … What? That I’d entered a sort of seated coma, and left me to it. Pity.
Ness folds back the coverlet for air. “The problem with the Ollies of the world is—”
“Glad you’re so focused on me,” I tell her.
“—is their
“Isn’t a nice boy what every girl is looking for?”
“To marry, sure. But Olly makes me feel trapped inside a Radio 4 play about …
“He did mention you’d been out of sorts lately. Ratty.”
“If I’m ratty, he’s an overgrown wobbly puppy.”
“Well, the course of true love never did—”
“Shut up. He’s so em
“If poor doomed Olly’s a Radio 4 play, what am I?”
“You, Hugo,” she kisses my earlobe, “are a sordid, low-budget French film. The sort you’d stumble across on TV at night. You know you’ll regret it in the morning, but you keep watching anyway.”
A lost tune is whistled in the quad below.
December 20
“A ROBIN.” Mum points through the patio windows at the garden, clogged with frozen slush. “There, on the handle of the spade.”
“He looks freshly arrived off a Christmas card,” says Nigel.
Dad munches broccoli. “What’s my spade doing out of the shed?”
“My fault,” I say. “I was filling the coal scuttle. I’ll put it back after. Though, first, I’ll put Alex’s plate to keep warm: Hot gossip and true love shouldn’t mean cold lunches.” I take my older brother’s plate to the new wood-burning oven and put it inside with a pan lid over it. “Hell’s bells, Mum. You could fit a witch in here.”
“If it had wheels,” says Nigel, “it’d be an Austin Metro.”
“Now
“What a pity you’ll miss Aunt Helena at New Year,” Mum tells me.
“It is.” I sit back down and resume my lunch. “Give her my love.”