had a monopoly out, they would have part on’t25: and ladies
too, they will not let me have all the fool to myself, they’ll be
snatching27.
I would learn that, for by the marks28 of sovereignty,
knowledge, and reason, I should be false29 persuaded I had
daughters.
FOOL Which they will make an obedient father.
His fault is much, and the good king, his master,
Will check him for’t: your purposed low correction33
Is such as basest and ’temnest34 wretches
For pilf’rings and most common trespasses35
Are punished with.
tears his white hair,
Which the impetuous blasts with eyeless38 rage
Catch39 in their fury, and make nothing of,
Strives in his little world of man to out-scorn,
The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain:
This night wherein the cubdrawn bear would couch42,
The lion and the belly-pinchèd43 wolf
Keep their fur dry, unbonneted44 he runs,
And bids what will take all45.
But true it is, from France there comes a power46
Into this scattered47 kingdom, who already
Wise in our negligence, have secret feet48
In some of our best ports, and are at point49
To show their open banner.
Now to you:
If on my credit52 you dare build so far
To make your speed to Dover, you shall find
Some that will thank you, making just report54
Of how unnatural and bemadding55 sorrow
The king hath cause to ’plain56.
I am a gentleman of blood57 and breeding,
And from some knowledge and assurance58,
Offer this office59 to you.
EDGAR The foul fiend bites my back.
FOOL He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a
horse’s health, a boy’s love, or a whore’s oath.
LEAR It shall be done, I will arraign them straight63,
Come sit thou here most learnèd justice64.—
Thou, sapient65 sir sit here.
No, you she foxes—
EDGAR Look where he stands and glares. Want’st thou eyes67
at trial, madam?
Come o’er the bourn69, Bessy, to me—
FOOL Her boat hath a leak70,
And she must not speak71
Why she dares not come over72 to thee.
EDGAR The foul73 fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a
nightingale, Hopdance74 cries in Tom’s belly for two white
herring,
Croak not black angel76, I have no food for thee.
KENT How do you sir? Stand you not so amazed77,
Will you lie down and rest upon the cushings78?
LEAR I’ll see their trial first, bring in their evidence.—
Thou robèd man of justice, take thy place—
And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity81,
Bench by his side:— you are o’th’commission82,
Sit you too.
EDGAR Let us deal justly.
Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd?
Thy sheep be in the corn,
And for one blast of thy minikin87 mouth,
Thy sheep shall take no harm.
Purr89, the cat is grey.
LEAR Arraign her first, ’tis Goneril. I here take my oath
before this honourable assembly, she kicked the poor king
her father.
FOOL Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?
LEAR She cannot deny it.
FOOL Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool95.
LEAR And here’s another whose warped looks96 proclaim
What store her heart is made on97: stop her there!
Arms, arms, sword, fire! Corruption in the place!
False justicer, why hast thou let her scape99?
KENT Oppressed100 nature sleeps:
This rest might yet have balmed thy broken sinews101,
Which, if convenience102 will not allow,
Stand in hard cure103.— Come help to bear thy master:
Thou must not stay behind.
EDGAR When we our betters see bearing our woes105,
We scarcely think our miseries our foes.
Who alone suffers, suffers most i’th’mind107,
Leaving free things and happy shows108 behind,
But then the mind much sufferance doth o’erskip109,
When grief hath mates, and bearing110 fellowship:
How light and portable111 my pain seems now,
When that which makes me bend, makes the king bow112:
He childed as I fathered113. Tom away!
Mark the high noises and thyself bewray114
When false opinion, whose wrong thoughts defile thee,
In thy just proof116 repeals and reconciles thee.
What will hap more tonight, safe scape the king117:
Lurk118, lurk.
SERVANT I’ll never care what wickedness I do,
If this man come to good.
SECOND SERVANT If she live long,
And in the end meet the old course of death122,
Women will all turn monsters.
FIRST SERVANT Let’s follow the old earl, and get the Bedlam124
To lead him where he would125: his madness
Allows itself to126 anything.
SECOND SERVANT Go thou: I’ll fetch some flax and whites of eggs127
To apply to his bleeding face. Now heaven help him!
Five fiends have been in poor Tom at once: of lust, as
Obidicut, Hobbididence, prince of dumbness, Mahu of130