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To vary our massage addiction, we tried out a late-night ear massage. The Beijing place was like a comfortable hospital—extremely clean, and the massage girls wore nurses’ hats. Before a statue of the Buddhist goddess of mercy, Guanyin, a variety of offerings had been made, including a high-calorie health drink—in case mercy was getting a little thin on the ground.
We celebrated and mourned our last night in Beijing at the ultra-high-concept Green T. House, with its chairs upholstered in feathers, revolving colored lights, exhibitions of contemporary art, rocking horse in the corner, mirrored tables, and so on. The scene is very sceney, screamingly cooler-than-thou. The menu is an absurdist document, the poetry of which, already strained in Chinese, becomes endearingly ludicrous in English: “A Little Caviar Sashimi with Unimaginable Sauce” or “Mystic Beef Rolls Stuffed with Enoki Mushrooms and Mozzarella” or “Bliss upon Cuttlefish” or—my favorite—“Erotic Dance by Six Mushrooms around a Lonely Chestnut.” The food is somewhat less impressive than the titles, but the models smoking long cigarettes and the young hipsters with amazing haircuts are unparalleled.
For twenty-one days, we ate Chinese food at every meal, except for one night, in Beijing, when beloved American expat friends threw a dinner party for us at their apartment. They had borrowed the chef from the French embassy, and he did a terrific job. But Western food tasted strange after the alluring flavors of the Orient. Having to cut things up seemed vulgar and tedious; the buttered fresh vegetables seemed to lack imagination; and the beef, though cooked to perfection, seemed sort of chunky and bland. It was hard to switch back. We had culinary jet lag and all the familiar things felt wrong for a little while. Like scuba divers, we had to come up gradually to avoid getting sick as the atmosphere changed.
“Food comes first for the people,” says an ancient Chinese proverb, and foodie culture has blossomed in China as hedonism has grown less stigmatized. The average Chinese citizen spent more money on food in 2015 than at any time in the past, and food TV shows such as
In the meanwhile, however, increasing pollution of soil and water in China means that some food products are corrupted. Nearly a fifth of China’s arable land is contaminated. Other foods are adulterated; three hundred thousand babies were sickened by milk powder that contained melanine; bean sprouts were found to have been treated with toxic chemicals to make them look shinier; flour with dangerously high aluminum content was found in dumplings and steamed buns; rice was full of cadmium and other heavy metals; and pork that had been infected with phosphorescent bacteria was identified by consumers because it glowed in the dark in their kitchens. Vinegar contaminated with antifreeze killed Muslims at a Ramadan meal in 2011, while fake eggs made of plaster, wax, and slimy additives turned up in provincial markets. In 2013, a raid on a food-storage facility turned up chicken feet that had been frozen in 1967; they were being bleached to sell as fresh. In 2015, pork from diseased pigs was approved by bribed regulators. As many as one in ten meals in China uses recycled oil, often from the drains beneath restaurants.