It seemed to please her, but I wasn’t quite so sure; nice creature though she was, from my vantage I couldn’t help but notice one thing about her. It wasn’t that unpleasant, not the kind of rank stink you associate with squash-court changing rooms, but all the same it was there, and pretty strong. No worse than our ancestors, our great-grandparents even must have been, or folk in countries where baths were still a luxury. I remembered an Eastern Bloc coal export official complaining that girls back home never bathed enough because of constant fuel shortages; he should’ve talked. But in our enlightened land of Lifebuoy and hot water on tap there wasn’t any excuse; it wasn’t necessary, that was why it put me off. Or wasn’t it? I glanced up at the lights again. Maybe they weren’t just decoration, atmosphere; maybe this place genuinely didn’t have electricity or even gas. In which case she might well have the same problem. But what sort of place didn’t have one or the other, these days? Even Highland crofts could get bottled gas. And how could any kind of eating-house survive the hygiene inspectors without them?
With slivovitz and other things I was still a bit lightheaded, thoughts like that buzzing aimlessly around, getting nowhere. But gradually I found my head was clearing, and, wonder of wonders, that it was hardly throbbing any more. Katjka seemed to sense this, because she pushed me gently upright and with careful fingers set to work on my punctured arm. I glanced at it once, then away; it looked worse than I’d guessed, a fearful mess of clotted blood. Besides, I preferred looking at her; beautiful or not, she was a nice-looking creature. And now she was clasping my arm to that bosom of hers, and leaving my hand dangling loose in her lap; quite a distraction. Beside us I heard Jyp and Myrko talking, but what they were saying only filtered through to me gradually.
‘So say to me,
‘Just careless, I guess. Decoyed me to the door and jumped me. Kind of subtle, by their lights.’
‘Just the usual.’ Jyp sounded puzzled. ‘A few old loads that’ve lain
there months now, and the stuff out of the
‘Maybe nobody tells the Volfs,’ puffed Myrko.
‘Maybe …’ echoed Jyp, but he didn’t sound convinced. I was just about to ask him what all those daft-sounding commodities were meant to be when Katjka distracted me – with a vengeance. I jerked rigid with agony, and all but kicked over the table. It felt exactly as if, having cleaned the wound off gently, she’d suddenly pulled it sharply open, sunk her teeth in it and sucked hard. I looked down and saw that that was exactly what she had done. What’s more, she was still doing it. I sank back trembling, unable to speak, and saw Jyp grinning at me.
‘Could be dirt in the wound, remember? Filthy things, Wolf blades, you never know. That’s how Katjka’s folk deal with it, and I can vouch for it working, b’lieve me. Mind you, they’re all vampires in her corner of the world, anyhow!’
Katjka looked up, and spat my blood accurately onto his trousers, which looked like glossy leather; he wiped it off with a snort.
‘The company you keep, you shouldn’t be so high and mighty,
I managed a grin of sorts, as she picked up the slivovitz bottle and began to wash the wound with the blazing spirit. ‘Can’t think of anyone I’d rather be eaten by,’ I managed, and she giggled.
‘Especially
I breathed out hard, and managed half a smile. Jyp handed me the bottle, but I shook my head. ‘Thanks, but I’ve had enough. Got to drive home.’
‘With that arm? Think you’ll be all right? Better you doss down here for the night. Try Myrko’s robber steak, with french fries and a demi of old Vara Orsino – put hair on your chest and lead in your pencil, that! And for your afters a tumble with Katjka – set you up a wonder, she will! And you give him the very best, you hear, lass, the real sailor’s holiday! My treat, right? It’s Wolf-meat I’d be if it wasn’t for my old mate Steve –’