That seemed a daft idea – he was such a short man. But as he bore me up by my good arm I was astonished to realize he was hardly any shorter than me, and I am over six feet. It was next to the others he’d looked unusually small; so how tall were they?
This close, too, he didn’t look so ordinary. His face was bony, hard-jawed, but his features were open and regular; a bit Scandinavian, maybe, except that expressions played across them like shifting light. Lines appeared and disappeared, making his age hard to guess; early forties, maybe, by the lines about the eyes. Below them the remains of a tan welded together a great blaze of freckles across his cheekbones. His eyes were calm, wide and intelligent. The look in them seemed remote and far-seeing, till I caught the twinkle that matched the mercurial expressions and the wry smile. I rarely take to people on sight, men especially; but there was something instantly likeable about him. Which was pretty damn surprising, as I couldn’t have placed him in any way. Liking, of course, doesn’t have to mean trusting; but right then I’d very little choice in the matter.
Together, like a pair of companionable drunks, we staggered down towards
the seaward end of the lane; but before we reached it my old mate Jyp,
whoever he was, manoeuvred us across the road and down a dank and
evil-smelling back alley to emerge into a much wider street, like all
too many I had tramped down that night. In this one, though, was what
I’d been looking for all along; a single building bright with lights,
and the unmistakeable look of a pub, or perhaps even a proper
restaurant, about it. Grimy diamond-leaded windows glowed a warm gold
between peeling shutters, and above them a sign spanned the building,
brightly painted even in the dim light of the flickering lamps on the
wall below. My head was clearing in the cold air, and I stared at it,
fascinated; this must be one of the little specialty places. The sign
read
‘Come along, we’ll get you fixed up here!’ said Jyp cheerfully, and added something else I wasn’t sure I’d heard.
‘What was that?’
‘Not a bad place, I was saying, so long as you steer clear of the sea-slugs.’
I closed my eyes. ‘I’ll try to. Where are they? On the floor?’
‘On the menu.’
‘Christ!’
That did it; I had to stop and retch, painfully and unproductively, while Jyp watched with sympathetic amusement. ‘Guts empty?’ he enquired. ‘Pity; a good puke can help, when you’ve had a dunt on the head. Like with seasickness; if you’re going to throw up, at least get something inside you to throw, that’s what I always tell ’em. Ammunition, as it were.’
‘I’ll remember that,’ I promised, and he chuckled.
‘All right now? Mind the steps, they’re worn.’ He kicked open the faded red door with a ringing crash. ‘Hoi, Myrko! Malinka! Katjka!’ he shouted, and bundled me inside.
Half an hour earlier I might have welcomed the gust of smells that came boiling out. There were a hundred I couldn’t put a name to and a few I didn’t care to, but there was also garlic and paprika and beer and frying onions. Now, though, the mix made my aching stomach shrivel.
‘It’s you, is it,
‘Got a friend here, Myrko,’ Jyp shouted. ‘Hey, what’s your name, friend?
Stephen? Myrko, this here’s Steve, he pulled some Wolves off my back and
stopped a knock or two while he was about it. Needs something to set him
up.