I put the mug on the floor by Parker s head, pulled a blister pack of pills from my pocket and handed them over. Tramadol. And I want you gone by the time I get back: Susanne s coming round.
Nnnng fnnn brrkn
And would it kill you to tidy up now and then? Place is a shitehole. I grabbed my car keys and leather jacket. Dug the phone from my pocket. The name, Michelle, sat in the middle of the screen.
Great.
Because today wasn t screwed up enough.
I hit the green button. Michelle.
Her Highlands-and-Islands accent was clipped and pointed. Put that down!
You phoned me!
What? No, not you: Katie. A muffled pause.
I don t care, put it down. You ll be late! Then back to me. Ash, will you please tell your daughter to stop acting like a spoiled little brat?
Hi, Daddy. Katie: putting on her butter-wouldn t-melt little-girl voice.
I blinked. Shifted my grip on the cigar box. Tried to force a smile.
Be nice to your mother. It s not her fault she s a bitch in the mornings. And don t tell her I said that!
Bye, Daddy.
And Michelle was back. Now get in that car, or I swear to God The sound of the door clunking shut. It s Katie s birthday next week.
It s Rebecca s birthday today.
No.
Michelle, she s
I m not talking about this, Ash. You promised to sort out the venue and
Five years.
She didn t even leave a note! What kind of ungrateful little A pause, the sound of breath hissing between gritted teeth. Why do we have to do this every single year? Rebecca doesn t care, Ash: five years and not so much as a phone call. Now, have you got a venue for Katie s party or haven t you?
It s in hand, OK? All booked and paid for. Well, almost
Monday, Ash: her birthday s on Monday. A week today.
I said it s booked. I checked my watch.
You re going to be late.
Monday. She hung up without saying goodbye.
I slipped the phone back in my pocket.
Would it really be so bad to just talk about Rebecca? Remember what she was like before Before the birthday cards started.
Upstairs, I slipped the cigar box back in its hiding place under a loose floorboard in the bedroom then clumped down to the lounge and nudged the useless lump of gristle lying on the couch. Two Tramadol every four hours, maximum. I come home and find your overdosed corpse mouldering on my sofa, I ll bloody kill you. sources close to the investigation confirm that Oldcastle Police have uncovered the body of a second young woman. Local news now, and Tayside Police are refusing to comment on claims that parents of missing teenager Helen McMillan have received a card from a serial killer known as The Birthday Boy
What? No, you ll have to speak up. I pinned the phone between my ear and shoulder, and coaxed the ancient Renault around the roundabout. Dundee was a mass of grey, scowling beneath a clay-coloured sky. Rain spattered the windscreen, rising in twin streams of spray from the Audi in front. Hello?
Hello? DCI Weber was barely audible over the engine, squealing windscreen wipers, and crackly radio. I said, how long? where Assistant Chief Constable Eric Montgomery issued the following statement.
Dundee s ACC sounded as if he had both thumbs wedged in his nostrils. We want anyone who remembers seeing Helen, when she went missing in November last year, to get in touch with their nearest police station
I turned the radio down to a dull buzz. How should I know? The dual carriageway was a ribbon of red taillights, stretching all the way to the Kingsway junction. An illuminated sign flashed, Roadworks Expect Delays. No shit. I hit the brakes. Drummed my fingers on the steering wheel. Could take weeks.
Oh for What am I going to tell the Chief?
The usual: we re pursuing several lines of enquiry, and
Do I look like I floated up the Kings River on a mealie pudding? We need a suspect, we need a result, and we need it now. I ve got half of Scotland s media camped out in reception wanting a comment, and the other half laying siege to McDermid Avenue
Traffic was barely moving, crawling along, then stopping, then crawling again. Why could no bastard drive any more? are you even listening to me?
What? I blinked. Yeah not a lot we can do about it, though, is there? A hole opened up in the other lane, and I put my foot down, but the rusty old Renault barely noticed. Should have held out for one of the pool cars. Come on you little sod
A Tesco eighteen-wheeler thundered past into the gap, dirty spray turning the Renault s windscreen opaque until the wipers scraped it into twin khaki-coloured rainbows. Bastard!
Where are you?
Just coming into Dundee by the Toyota garage. Traffic s awful.
Right, let s try this again: remember I told you to play nice with Sergeant Smith? Well, it s not a request any more, it s an order. Turns out the slimy tosser was PSD in Grampian before we got him.
Professional Standards? Sodding hell
Actually, that made sense DS Smith looked the type who d clype on his colleagues, then get a hard-on while he stitched them up.
The traffic lurched forwards another couple of car-lengths.
Why have we got him then?
Exactly.