Crazy Al is unrecognizable without his Santa beard.
They are sitting on a white sandy beach sipping cold drinks.
Tatiana looks much more relaxed and happy in a bikini than she ever did working for the Russian military as a doctor.
“I’ve been meaning to ask: Where did you find that suitcase?”
“Funny thing, I was hiding from some of you people in the warehouse and I found this just sitting there behind some fifty-five gallons drums that contained…”
“Uh huh,” comments the doctor, not really seeming to give it much thought.
Al pauses, realizing she’s not paying attention. He then says, “I’ve always hated cold weather.”
“Me too, darlink, me too.” says Tatiana, looking fabulous!
My Diary
At least that’s the story I heard.
I’m glad.
I guess that million dollars really helped crazy Al get over his fear of aluminum.
Who we’ve really gotta find is:
1. MMA
2. His bride
3. Ruddy
4. Katrina.
5. Kapitan Nikolai Alexi and his two TK-20 Officers
I’m leaving that all up to others…
I need a vacation.
I used to go to Alaska and hike in the woods to relax.
I’m definitely not going back there for a while.
Washington D.C.
U.S. Capitol Building
January 20, 2017
INAUGURATION:
Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump
Thousands of people are here to see the presidential inauguration. The ceremony is taking place on the West Front steps of the U.S. Capitol Building with tens of thousands of people in the National Mall watching.
TRUMP: Donald Trump’s beautiful wife, Melania Trump, looks on lovingly at his side. She has gorgeous red hair, identical to a couple of 239 Russian agents.
HILLARY: President Bill Clinton looks lovingly to his wife as she takes her oath of office. A beautiful woman with gorgeous red hair, identical to a couple of the 239 Russian agents stands next to Bill.
In the crowd stands MMA, with his nuclear suitcase, politely trying to get closer to the front.
His Russian girlfriend is nowhere in sight.
And as we say in show biz….
Helicopter shot — CAMERA pulls back from the Capitol building and the thousands not aware of what is about to occur.
SLOW FADE:
MOVIE VERSION:
END CREDITS
EXT. KAUAI, HAWAII
John Denning, alone, walks to a trail sign at the edge of a beautiful tropical forest.
He finally has found a nice warm place to hike but then stops to read the sign:
WELCOME TO
MT. WAIALEALE TRAIL
THE WETTEST SPOT ON EARTH
RAIN TOTAL PER YEAR:
OVER 38 FEET!
JOHN DENNING
“Perfect!”
APPENDIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo-qGfW6KAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiUSsFGkfaw
Great 3d images of Bokan Mountain above and below ground: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9ZcdFMzWw
About the Author
Roger R. Ellis, Esq., is a Hollywood entertainment attorney and ghostwriter.
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