'You were splendid, petite. But shall we explain to the others? They are still in the fog, I perceive. See you, mes enfants, I went to Mlle Nancy, told her that I knew all about your little complot, and asked her if she would act a part for me. She did it very cleverly. She induced Mr Levering to make her a cup of tea, and also managed that he should be the one chosen to leave footprints on the snow. So when the time came, and he thought that by some fatality she was really dead, I had all the materials to frighten him with. What happened after we went into the house, Mademoiselle?'
'He came down with his sister, snatched the ruby out of my hand, and off they went post-haste.'
'But I say, M. Poirot, what about the ruby?' cried Eric. 'Do you mean to say you've let them have that?'
Poirot's face fell, as he faced a circle of accusing eyes.
'I shall recover it yet,' he said feebly; but he perceived that he had gone down in their estimation.
'Well, I do think!' began Johnnie. 'To let them get away with the ruby -'
But Jean was sharper.
'He's spoofing us again!' she cried. 'You are, aren't you?'
'Feel in my left-hand pocket, Mademoiselle.'
Jean thrust in an eager hand, and drew it out again with a squeal of triumph. She held aloft the great ruby in its crimson splendour.
'You see,' explained Poirot, 'the other was a paste replica I brought with me from London.'
'Isn't he clever?' demanded Jean ecstatically.
'There's one thing you haven't told us,' said Johnnie suddenly. 'How did you know about the rag? Did Nancy tell you?'
Poirot shook his head.
'Then how did you know?'
'It is my business to know things,' said M. Poirot, smiling a little as he watched Evelyn Haworth and Roger Endicott walking down the path together.
'Yes, but do tell us. Oh, do, please! Dear M. Poirot, please tell us!'
He was surrounded by a circle of flushed, eager faces.
'You really wish that I should solve for you this mystery?'
'Yes:
'I do not think I can.'
'Why not?'
'Ma foi, you will be so disappointed.'
'Oh, do tell us! How did you know?'
'Well; you see, I was in the library -'
'Yes?'
'And you were discussing your plans just outside - and the library window was open.'
'Is that all?' said Eric in disgust. 'How simple!'
'Is it not?' said M. Poirot, smiling.
'At all events, we know everything now,' said Jean in a satisfied voice.
'Do we?' muttered M. Poirot to himself, as he went into the house. 'I do not - I, whose business it is to know things.'
And, for perhaps the twentieth time, he drew from his pocket a rather dirty piece of paper.
M. Poirot shook his head perplexedly. At the same moment he became aware of a peculiar gasping sound very near his feet. He looked down and perceived a small creature in a print dress. In her left hand was a dust-pan, and in the right a brush.
'And who may you be, mon enfant?' inquired M. Poirot.
'Annie 'Icks, please, Sir. Between-maid.'
M. Poirot had an inspiration. He handed her the letter.
'Did you write that, Annie?'
'I didn't mean any 'arm, Sir.'
He smiled at her.
'Of course you didn't. Suppose you tell me all about it?'
'It was them two, Sir - Mr Levering and his sister. None of us can abide 'em; and she wasn't ill a bit - we could all tell that. So I thought something queer was going on, and I'll tell you straight, Sir, I listened at the door, and I heard him say as plain as plain, "This fellow Poirot must be got out of the way as soon as possible." And then he says to 'er, meaning-like, "Where did you put it?" And she answers, "In the pudding." And so I saw they meant to poison you in the Christmas pudding, and I didn't know what to do. Cook wouldn't listen to the likes of me. And then I thought of writing a warning, and I put it in the 'all where Mr Graves would be sure to see it and take it to you.'
Annie paused breathless. Poirot surveyed her gravely for some minutes.
'You read too many novelettes, Annie,' he said at last. 'But you have the good heart, and a certain amount of intelligence. When I return to London I will send you an excellent book upon le ménage, also the Lives of the Saints, and a work upon the economic position of woman.'
Leaving Annie gasping anew, he turned and crossed the hall. He had meant to go into the library, but through the open door he saw a dark head and a fair one, very close together, and he paused where he stood. Suddenly a pair of arms slipped round his neck.
'If you will stand just under the mistletoe!' said Jean.
'Me too,' said Nancy.
M. Poirot enjoyed it all - he enjoyed it very much indeed.
THE LONELY GOD
He stood on a shelf in the British Museum, alone and forlorn amongst a company of obviously more important deities. Ranged round the four walls, these greater personages all seemed to display an overwhelming sense of their own superiority. The pedestal of each was duly inscribed with the land and race that had been proud to possess him. There was no doubt of their position; they were divinities of importance and recognized as such.