'What are you talking about?'
'Your flash theory,' said de l'Orme. 'Only it requires not quite a flash. More like a slow bath of radiation.'
'Radiation?' said Parsifal. 'Now we get to hear that Leonardo scooped Madame
Curie?'
'This isn't Leonardo,' de l'Orme said.
'No? Michelangelo then? Picasso?'
'Be nice, Bud,' Vera interrupted mildly. 'The rest of us want to hear it, even if you know it all already.'
Parsifal fumed. But it was too late to roll up the image and kick everyone out.
'We have here the image of a real man,' de l'Orme said, 'A crucified man. He's too anatomically correct to have been created by an artist. Note the foreshortening of his legs, and the accuracy of these blood trickles, how they bend where there are wrinkles in the forehead. And the spike hole in the wrist. That wound is most interesting. According to studies done on cadavers, you can't crucify a man by nailing his palms to a cross. The weight of the body tears the meat right off your hand.'
Vera, the physician, nodded. Rau, the vegetarian, shivered with distaste. These cults of the dead baffled him.
'The one place you can drive a nail in the human arm and hang all that weight is here.' He held a finger to the center of his own wrist. 'The space of Destot, a natural hole between all the bones of the wrist. More recently, forensic anthropologists have confirmed the presence of nail marks through precisely that place in known crucifixion victims.
'It is a crucial detail. If you examine medieval paintings around the time this cloth was created, Europeans had forgotten all about the space of Destot, too. Their art shows Christ nailed through the palms. The historical accuracy of this wound has been offered as proof that a medieval forger could not possibly have faked the Shroud.'
'Well, there!' said Parsifal.
'There are two explanations,' de l'Orme continued. 'The father of forensic anthropology and anatomy was indeed Leonardo. He would have had ample time – and the body parts – to experiment with the techniques of crucifixion.'
'Ridiculous,' Parsifal said.
'The other explanation,' de l'Orme said, 'is that this represents the victim of an actual crucifixion.' He paused. 'But still alive at the time the Shroud was made.'
'What?' said Mustafah.
'Yes,' said de l'Orme. 'With Vera's medical expertise, I've managed to determine that curious fact. There's no sign of necrotic decay here. To the contrary, Vera has told me how the rib cage details are blurred. By respiration.'
'Heresy,' the younger Dominican hissed.
'It's not heresy,' said de l'Orme, 'if this is not Jesus Christ.'
'But it is.'
'Then you are the heretic, gentle father. For you have been worshiping a giant.'
The Dominican had probably never struck a blind man in his entire life. But you could tell by his grinding teeth how close he was now.
'Vera measured him. Twice. The man on the shroud measures six feet eight inches,'
de l'Orme continued.
'Look at that. He is a tall brute,' someone commented. 'How can that be?'
'Indeed,' said de l'Orme. 'Surely the Gospels would have mentioned Christ's enormous height.'
The elder Dominican hissed at him.
'I think now would be a good time to show them our secret,' de l'Orme said to Vera. He placed one hand on her wheelchair, and she led him to a nearby table. She held a cardboard box while he lifted out a small plastic statue of the Venus di Milo. It nearly slipped from his fingers.
'May I help?' asked Branch.
'Thank you, no. It would be better for you to stay back.'
It was like watching two kids unpack a science fair project. De l'Orme drew out a glass jar and a paintbrush. Vera smoothed a cloth flat on the table and put on a pair of latex gloves.
'What are you doing?' demanded the older Dominican.
'Nothing that will harm your Shroud,' de l'Orme answered.
Vera unscrewed the jar and dipped the brush in. 'Our "paint,"' she said.
The jar held dust, finely ground, a lackluster gray. While de l'Orme held the Venus by the head, she gently feathered on the dust.
'And now,' de l'Orme said, addressing the Venus, 'say cheese.'
Vera grasped the statue by its waist and held it horizontally above the cloth. 'It takes a minute,' she said.
'Please tell me when it starts,' de l'Orme said.
'There,' said Mustafah. For the image of the Venus was beginning to materialize on the fabric. She was in negative. Each detail became more clarified.
'If that doesn't beat all,' Foley said.
Parsifal refused to believe. He stood there shaking his head.