The Clicking of Cuthbert

"If I hadn't missed a two-foot putt, I'd have done the long fifteenth

in four yesterday," said the King.

"I won the Ladies' Open Championship of the Outer Isles last week,"

said the Princess.

They looked into each other's eyes for a long moment. And then, hand in

hand, they walked slowly into the palace.

EPILOGUE

"Well?" we said, anxiously.

"I like it," said the editor.

"Good egg!" we murmured.

The editor pressed a bell, a single ruby set in a fold of the tapestry

upon the wall. The major-domo appeared.

"Give this man a purse of gold," said the editor, "and throw him out."

THE END

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