Stranger in a Strange Land

A civil action might lie—could harboring the Man from Mars be construed as “maintaining an attractive nuisance?” Possibly. But it was more likely that radically new rules of law must evolve. Mike had already kicked the bottom out of both medicine and physics, even though the practitioners of such were still innocently unaware of the chaos facing them. Harshaw dug far back into his memory and recalled the personal tragedy that relativistic mechanics had proved to be for many distinguished scientists. Unable to digest it through long habit of mind, they had taken refuge in blind anger at Einstein himself and any who dared to take him seriously. But their refuge had been a dead end; all that inflexible old guard could do was to die and let younger minds, still limber, take over.

Harshaw recalled that his grandfather had told him of much the same thing happening in the field of medicine when the germ theory came along; many older physicians had gone to their graves calling Pasteur a liar, a fool, or worse—and without examining evidence which their “common sense” told them was impossible.

Well, he could see that Mike was going to cause more hooraw than Pasteur and Einstein combined—squared and cubed. Which reminded him—“Larry! Where’s Larry?”

“Here, Boss,” the loudspeaker mounted under the eaves behind him announced. “Down in the shop.”

“Got the panic button?”

“Sure thing. You said to sleep with it on me. I do. I did.”

“Bounce up here to the house and let me have it. No, give it to Anne. Anne, you keep it with your robe.”

She nodded. Larry’s voice answered, “Right away, Boss. Count down coming up?”

“Just do it.” Jubal looked up and was startled to find that the Man from Mars was still standing in front of him, quiet as a sculptured figure. Sculpture? Yes, he did remind one of sculpture… uh—Jubal searched his memory. Michelangelo’s “David,” that was it! Yes, even to the puppyish hands and feet, the serenely sensual face, the tousled, too-long hair. “That was all I wanted, Mike.”

“Yes, Jubal.”

But Mike continued to stand there. Jubal said, “Something on your mind?”

“About what I was seeing in that goddam-noisy-box. You said, ‘All right, go ahead. But come talk to me about it later.’”

“Oh.” Harshaw recalled the broadcast services of the Church of the New Revelation and winced. “Yes, we will talk. But first—Don’t call that thing a goddam noisy box. It is a stereovision receiver. Call it that.”

Mike looked puzzled. “It is not a goddam-noisy-box? I heard you not rightly?”

“You heard me rightly and it is indeed a goddam noisy box. You’ll hear me call it that again. And other things. But you must call it a stereovision receiver.”

“I will call it a ‘stereovision receiver.’ Why, Jubal? I do not grok.”

Harshaw sighed, with a tired feeling that he had climbed these same stairs too many times. Any conversation with Smith turned up at least one bit of human behavior which could not be justified logically, at least in terms that Smith could understand, and attempts to do so were endlessly time-consuming. “I do not grok it myself, Mike,” he admitted, “but Jill wants you to say it that way.”

“I will do it, Jubal. Jill wants it.”

“Now tell me what you saw and heard in that stereovision receiver—and what you grok of it.”

The conversation that followed was even more lengthy, confused, and rambling than a usual talk with Smith. Mike recalled accurately every word and action he had heard and seen in the babble tank, including all commercials. Since he had almost completed reading the encyclopedia, he had read its article on “Religion,” as well as ones on “Christianity,” “Islam,” “Judaism,” “Confucianism,” “Buddhism,” and many others concerning religion and related subjects. But he had grokked none of this.