Reaper Man

There were already some lifetimers on his desk. He didn't remember putting them there, but that didn't matter, the important thing was to get on with the job...

He picked up the nearest one, and read the name.

"Lod-a-foodle-wok!"

Miss Flitworth sat up in bed. On the edge of dreams she'd heard another noise, which must have woken the cockerel.

She fiddled with a match until she got a candle alight, and then felt under the bed and her fingers found the hilt of a cutlass that had been much employed by the late Mr. Flitworth during his business trips across the mountains.

She hurried down the creaking stairs and out into the chill of the dawn.

She hesitated at the barn door, and then pulled it open just enough to slip inside.

"Mr. Door?"

There was a rustle in the hay, and then an alert silence.

MISS FLITWORTH?

"Did you call out? I'm sure I heard someone shout my name."

There was another rustle, and Bill Door's head appeared over the edge of the loft.

MISS FLITWORTH.

"Yes. Who did you expect? Are you all right?"

ER. YES. YES, I BELIEVE SO.

"You sure you're all right? You woke up Cyril."

YES. YES. IT WAS JUST A - I THOUGHT THAT - YES.

She blew out the candle. There was already enough pre-dawn light to see by.

"Well, if you're sure... Now I'm up I may as well put the porridge on."

Bill Door lay back on the hay until he felt he could trust his legs to carry him, and then climbed down and tottered across the yard to the farmhouse.

He said nothing while she ladled porridge into a bowl in front of him. and drowned it with cream. Finally, he couldn't contain himself any longer. He didn't know how to ask the questions, but he really needed the answers.

MISS FLITWORTH?

"Yes?"

WHAT IS IT... IN THE NIGHT... WHEN YOU SEE THINGS, BUT THEY ARE NOT THE REAL THINGS?

She stood, porridge pot in one hand and ladle in the other.

"You mean dreaming?" she said.

IS THAT WHAT DREAMING IS?

"Don't you dream? I thought everyone dreamed."

ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO HAPPEN?

"That's premonitions, that is. I've never believed in ‘em myself. You're not telling me you don't know what dreams are?"

NO. NO. OF COURSE NOT.

"What's worrying you, Bill?"

I SUDDENLY KNOW THAT WE ARE GOING TO DIE.

She watched him thoughtfully.

"Well, so does everyone," she said. "And that's what you've been dreaming about, is it? Everyone feels like this sometimes. I wouldn't worry about it, if I was you. The best thing to do is keep busy and act cheerful, I always say."

BUT WE WILL COME TO AN END!

"Oh, I don't know about that," said Miss Flitworth. "It all depends on what kind of life you've led. I suppose."

I'M SORRY?

"Are you a religious man?"

YOU MEAN THAT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU DIE IS WHAT YOU BELIEVE WILL HAPPEN?

"It would be nice if that was the case, wouldn't it?" she said brightly.

BUT, YOU SEE, I KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE... NOTHING.

"We are gloomy this morning, aren't we?" said Miss Flitworth. "Best thing you could do right now is finish off that porridge. It's good for you. They say it builds healthy bones."

Bill Door looked down at the bowl.

CAN I HAVE SOME MORE?

Bill Door spent the morning chopping wood. It was pleasantly monotonous. Get tired. That was important. He must have slept before last night, but he must have been so tired that he didn't dream. And he was determined not to dream again. The axe rose and fell on the logs like clockwork.

No! Not like clockwork!

Miss Flitworth had several pots on the stove when he came in.

IT SMELLS GOOD, Bill volunteered. He reached for a wobbling pot lid. Miss Flitworth spun around.

"Don't touch it! You don't want that stuff! It's for the rats."

DO RATS NOT FEED THEMSELVES?

"You bet they do. That's why we're going to give them a little extra something before the harvest. A few dollops of this around the holes and - no more rats."

It took a little while for Bill Door to put two and two together, but when this took place it was like megaliths mating.

THAT IS POISON?

"Essence of spikkle, mixed with oatmeal. Never fails."

AND THEY DIE?

"Instantly. Straight over and legs in the air. We're having bread and cheese," she added. "I ain't doing big cooking twice in one day, and we're having chicken tonight. Talking of chicken, in fact... come on..."

She took a cleaver off the rack and went out into the yard. Cyril the cockerel eyed her suspiciously from the top of the midden. His harem of fat and rather elderly hens, who had been scratching up the dust, bounded unsteadily towards Miss Flitworth in the broken-knicker-elastic run of hens everywhere. She reached down quickly and picked one up.

It regarded Bill Door with bright, stupid eyes.

"Do you know how to pluck a chicken?" said Miss Flitworth.

Bill looked from her to the hen.

BUT WE FEED THEM, he said helplessly.

"That's right. And then they feed us. This one's been off lay for months. That's how it goes in the chicken world. Mr. Flitworth used to wring their necks but I never got the knack of that; the cleaver's messy and they run around a bit afterwards, but they're dead all right, and they know it."