Keep your green thumb, JERUSHA has ten green fingers. Mighty oaks spring up from tiny acorns at her command. Here she is, the
JONATHAN bugs out at the first sign of trouble, but he still packs a nasty sting. He’s
T.T. walks the high steel and builds them strong and straight. He’s tough, he’s tall, and he takes no crap off nobody. He’s
Seeing isn’t believing when ANDREW is around, so best not believe your eyes or your ears or your nose. Only the tail is real with
BUFORD hails from down the swamp. Some say he’s just a good ol’ boy, but he’s got him one mean tongue. Folks go green when they see
JAMAL takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Shoot him, stab him, burn him, and he’ll be back for more. No one can stop the
The best-laid plans develop hiccups when PAUL’s around. He makes men cry “Gesundheit,” and women cry “Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes!”
PEARL knows all the secrets of the sea, and speaks the language of the dolphins and the whales. Go deep with
TOM soars above his ancient lands on proud, strong wings, watching, guarding, remembering. Look, up in the sky, it’s
HALEY floats like a butterfly and hits like a piledriver. Light as a feather in the wind, hard as a ton of steel, that’s our
THADDEUS will knock you down, roll over you, and save your soul. Cry hallelujah, brother, and pray you don’t get in the way of the
That girl CLEO gets around.
RACHEL has the bestest collection of stuffies anywhere. They’re all so soft and cute and cuddly, just like the
An iron man from the Iron Range, WALLY has steel in his fists and a furnace for a heart. Rust never sleeps and neither does
The KING is the mystery man from down along the border. Where is he from? What can he do? Who dares to look beneath the mask of
There’s never a loser when ROSA deals the cards. Diva or demon, snake or lion, even death itself, they’re all in the hands of
ALI likes to dust things up. The girl has got a little devil in her. From the land of Elvis and the Living Gods comes
JOHN burns bright by day and night in half a hundred hues. Let those who hide in darkness cower, and beware the light of
MICHELLE is always blowing bubbles, but best not stand too close when they start bursting. She’s
HOWARD is the man that Jetboy would have been. He’s seen
IVAN is full of surprises. Like Mother Russia, the more you pound on him, the more you have to deal with. He’s