I Am a Strange Loop

Gödel further showed that his formula, though very strange and discombobulating at first sight, was not all that unusual; indeed, it was merely one member of an infinite family of formulas that made claims about the system PM, many of which asserted (some truthfully, others falsely) similarly weird and twisty things about themselves (e.g., “Neither I nor my negation is a theorem of PM ”, “If I have a proof inside PM, then my negation has an even shorter proof than I do”, and so forth and so on).

Young Kurt Gödel — he was only 25 in 1931 — had discovered a vast sea of amazingly unsuspected, bizarrely twisty formulas hidden inside the austere, formal, type-theory-protected and therefore supposedly paradoxfree world defined by Russell and Whitehead in their grandiose threevolume œuvre Principia Mathematica, and the many counterintuitive properties of Gödel’s original formula and its countless cousins have occupied mathematicians, logicians, and philosophers ever since.

How to Stick a Formula’s Gödel Number inside the Formula

I cannot leave the topic of Gödel’s magnificent achievement without going into one slightly technical issue, because if I failed to do so, some readers would surely be left with a feeling of confusion and perhaps even skepticism about a key aspect of Gödel’s work. Moreover, this idea is actually rather magical, so it’s worth mentioning briefly.

The nagging question is this: How on earth could Gödel fit a formula’s Gödel number into the formula itself? When you think about it at first, it seems like trying to squeeze an elephant into a matchbox — and in a way, that’s exactly right. No formula can literally contain the numeral for its own Gödel number, because that numeral will contain many more symbols than the formula does! It seems at first as if this might be a fatal stumbling block, but it turns out not to be — and if you think back to our discussion of G. G. Berry’s paradox, perhaps you can see why.

The trick involves the simple fact that some huge numbers have very short descriptions (387420489, for instance, can be described in just four syllables: “nine to the ninth”). If you have a very short recipe for calculating a very long formula’s Gödel number, then instead of describing that huge number in the most plodding, clunky way (“the successor of the successor of the successor of …… the successor of the successor of zero”), you can describe it via your computational shortcut, and if you express your shortcut in symbols (rather than inserting the numeral itself) inside the formula, then you can make the formula talk about itself without squeezing an elephant into a matchbox. I won’t try to explain this in a mathematical fashion, but instead I’ll give an elegant linguistic analogy, due to the philosopher W. V. O. Quine, which gets the gist of it across.

Gödel’s Elephant-in-Matchbox Trick via Quine’s Analogy

Suppose you wanted to write a sentence in English that talks about itself without using the phrase “this sentence”. You would probably find the challenge pretty tricky, because you’d have to actually describe the sentence inside itself, using quoted words and phrases. For example, consider this first (somewhat feeble) attempt:

The sentence “This sentence has five words” has five words.

Now what I’ve just written (and you’ve just read) is a sentence that is true, but unfortunately it’s not about itself. After all, the full thing contains ten words, as well as some quotation marks. This sentence is about a shorter sentence embedded inside it, in quote marks. And changing “five” to “ten” still won’t make it refer to itself; all that this simple act does is to turn my sentence, which was true, into a false one. Take a look:

The sentence “This sentence has ten words” has ten words.

This sentence is false. And more importantly, it’s still merely about a shorter sentence embedded inside itself. As you see, so far we are not yet very close to having devised a sentence that talks about itself.

The problem is that anything I put inside quote marks will necessarily be shorter than the entire sentence of which it is a part. This is trivially obvious, and in fact it is an exact linguistic analogue to the stumbling block of trying to stick a formula’s own Gödel number directly inside the formula itself. An elephant will not fit inside a matchbox! On the other hand, an elephant’s DNA will easily fit inside a matchbox…