ALBUS: Whoa!
SCORPIUS: Albus!
ALBUS: That was close! Did you see that Merman? The guy with the — and then the thing with the — whoa!
SCORPIUS: It’s you.
ALBUS: It was weird though — I thought I saw Cedric start to expand — but then he sort of started shrinking again — and I looked at you and you had your wand out . . .
SCORPIUS: You have no idea how good it is to see you again.
ALBUS: You just saw me two minutes ago.
SCORPIUS: A lot has happened since then.
ALBUS: Careful. You’re drowning me. What are you wearing?
SCORPIUS: What am I wearing?
ALBUS: Did it work? Did we do anything?
SCORPIUS: No. And it’s brilliant.
ALBUS: What? We failed.
SCORPIUS: Yes. YES. AND IT’S AMAZING.
ALBUS: Scorpius. Have you been eating too many sweets again?
SCORPIUS: There you go, you see — all dry humor and Albus-y. I love it.
ALBUS: Now I’m starting to get worried . . .
HARRY: Albus. Albus. Are you okay?
SCORPIUS
DRACO: Hello, Scorpius.
ALBUS: You’re all here.
GINNY: And Myrtle told us everything.
ALBUS: What is going on?
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: You’re the one who’s just returned from time. Why don’t you tell us?
SCORPIUS: Oh no. Oh bother. Where is it?
ALBUS: Just returned from where?
SCORPIUS: I’ve lost it! I’ve lost the Time-Turner.
ALBUS
HARRY: Time to cut the pretense, Albus.
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: I think you’ve got some explaining to do.
ACT THREE, SCENE TEN
HOGWARTS, HEADMISTRESS’S OFFICE
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: So to be clear — you illegally jumped off the Hogwarts Express, you invaded and stole from the Ministry of Magic, you took it upon yourself to change time, whereupon you disappeared two people —
ALBUS: I agree it doesn’t sound good.
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: And your response to disappearing Hugo and Rose Granger-Weasley was to go back in time again — and this time, instead of losing two people you lost a huge number of people and killed your father — and in doing so you resurrected the worst wizard the world has ever known and heralded in a new age of Dark Magic.
SCORPIUS: Yes, Professor.
ALBUS: Yes.
HARRY: Professor, if I may —
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: You may not. What you choose to do as parents is your matter but this is my school, and these are my students, and I will choose what punishment they will face.
DRACO: Seems fair.