HARRY: Albus! Albus!
ACT TWO, SCENE SIX
EDGE OF THE FORBIDDEN FOREST
SCORPIUS: And there it is . . .
ALBUS: Hogwarts. Never seen this view of it before.
SCORPIUS: Still get a tingle, don’t you? When you see it?
From the moment I first heard of it, I was desperate to go. I mean, Dad didn’t much like it there but even the way he described it . . . From the age of ten I’d check the
first thing every morning — certain some sort of tragedy would have befallen it — certain I wouldn’t get to go.
ALBUS: And then you got there and it turned out to be terrible after all.
SCORPIUS: Not for me.
All I ever wanted to do was go to Hogwarts and have a mate to get up to mayhem with. Just like Harry Potter. And I got his son. How crazily fortunate is that.
ALBUS: But I’m nothing like my dad.
SCORPIUS: You’re better. You’re my best friend, Albus. And this is mayhem to the nth degree. Which is great, thumbs-up great, it’s just — I have got to say — I don’t mind admitting — I am a tiny bit — just a tiny bit scared.
ALBUS: You’re my best friend too. And don’t worry — I have a good feeling about this.
RON: Albus? Albus.
ALBUS: But we’ve got to go — now.
ACT TWO, SCENE SEVEN
TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT, EDGE OF THE FORBIDDEN FOREST, 1994
LUDO BAGMAN: Ladies and gentlemen — boys and girls — I give you — the greatest — the fabulous — the one — and the only TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT.
If you’re from Hogwarts. Give me a cheer.
If you’re from Durmstrang — give me a cheer.
AND IF YOU’RE FROM BEAUXBATONS GIVE ME A CHEER.
Slightly less enthusiastic from the French there.
SCORPIUS
LUDO BAGMAN: And there they are. Ladies and gentlemen — boys and girls — I present to you — the reason why we’re all here — THE CHAMPIONS. Representing Durmstrang, what eyebrows, what a gait, what a boy, there’s nothing he won’t try on a broomstick, it’s Viktor Krazy Krum.
SCORPIUS and ALBUS
LUDO BAGMAN: From the Beauxbatons Academy —
And from Hogwarts not one but two students, he makes us all go weaky at the kneesy, he’s Cedric Delicious Diggory.
And then the other—you know him as the Boy Who Lived, I know him as the boy who keeps surprising us all . . .
ALBUS: That’s my dad.
LUDO BAGMAN: Yes, it’s Harry Plucky Potter.