Equal Rites

“But you said that men can be wizards and women can be witches and it can’t be the other way around.”

“That’s right.”

“Well, then,” said Esk triumphantly, “it’s all solved, isn’t it? I can’t help but be a witch.”

Granny pointed to the staff. Esk shrugged.

“It’s just an old stick.”

Granny shook her head. Esk blinked.

“No?”

“No.”

“And I can’t be a witch?”

“I don’t know what you can be. Hold the staff.”

“What?”

“Hold the staff. Now, I’ve laid the fire in the grate. Light it.”

“The tinderbox is—” Esk began.

“You once told me there were better ways of lighting fires. Show me.”

Granny stood up. In the dimness of the kitchen she seemed to grow until she filled it with shifting, ragged shadows, shot with menace. Her eyes glared down at Esk.

“Show me,” she commanded, and her voice had ice in it.

“But—”said Esk desperately, clutching the heavy staff to her and knocking her stool over in her haste to back away.

“Show me.”

With a scream Esk spun around. Fire flared from her fingertips and arced across the room. The kindling exploded with a force that hurled the furniture around the room and a ball of fierce green light spluttered on the hearth.

Changing patterns sped across it as it spun sizzling on the stones, which cracked and then flowed. The iron fireback resisted bravely for a few seconds before melting like wax; it made a final appearance as a red smear across the fireball and then vanished. A moment later the kettle went the same way.

Just when it seemed that the chimney would follow them the ancient hearthstone gave up, and with a final splutter the fireball sank from view.

The occasional crackle or puff of steam signaled its passage through the earth. Apart from that there was silence, the loud hissing silence that comes after an ear-splattering noise, and after the actinic glare the room seemed pitch dark.

Eventually Granny crawled out from behind the table and crept as closely as she dared to the hole, which was still surrounded by a crust of lava. She jerked back as another cloud of superheated steam mushroomed up.

“They say there’s dwarf mines under the Ramtops,” she said inconsequentially. “My, but them little buggers is in for a surprise.”

She prodded the little puddle of cooling iron where the kettle had been, and added, “Shame about the fireback. It had owls on it, you know.”

She patted her singed hair gingerly with a shaking hand. “I think this calls for a nice cup of, a nice cup of cold water.”

Esk sat looking in wonder at her hand.

“That was real magic.” she said at last, “And I did it.”

“One type of real magic,” corrected Granny. “Don’t forget that. And you don’t want to do that all the time, neither. If it’s in you, you’ve got to learn to control it.”

“Can you teach me?”

“Me? No!”

“How can I learn if no one will teach me?”

“You’ve got to go where they can. Wizard school.”

“But you said—”

Granny paused in the act of filling a jug from the water bucket.

“Yes, yes,” she snapped, “Never mind what I said, or common sense or anything. Sometimes you just have to go the way things take you, and I reckon you’re going to wizard school one way or the other.”

Esk considered this.

“You mean it’s my destiny?” she said at last.

Granny shrugged. “Something like that. Probably. Who knows? ”

That night, long after Esk had been sent to bed, Granny put on her hat, lit a fresh candle, cleared the table, and pulled a small wooden box from its secret hiding place in the dresser. It contained a bottle of ink, an elderly quill pen, and a few sheets of paper.

Granny was not entirely happy when faced with the world of letters. Her eyes protruded, her tongue stuck out, small beads of sweat formed on her forehead, but the pen scratched its way across the page to the accompaniment of the occasional quiet “drat” or “bugger the thing.”

The letter read as follows, although this version lacks the candlewax, blots, crossings-out and damp patches of the original.

To ther Hed blizzard, Unsene Universety, Greatings, I hop you ar well, I am sending to you won Escarrina Smith, shee bath thee maekings of wizzardery but whot may be ferther dun wyth hyr I knowe not slice is a gode worker and clene about hyr person allso skilled in diuerse arts of thee howse, I will send Monies wyth hyr May you liv longe and ende youre days in pese, And oblije, Esmerelder Weatherwaxe (Mss) Wytch.