Diva Runs Out Of Thyme

“But that day at the stuffing competition”—she paused to blow her nose—“Simon asked Sophie on a date in front of the whole world and then when I went to talk to him on Natasha’s behalf, he made fun of me. He . . . he said it was over and that he didn’t care if people knew about our affair and it ruined my life. I would have lost everything if he exposed me. My job, you, everything. But he wouldn’t have lost anything. Wouldn’t even have noticed. He would have gone right on to the next woman without giving me another thought.”

Vicki’s voice grew cold. “He made jokes and I realized that I meant nothing to him. He thought I’d left the room, but I watched him from the door to the service corridor. The turkey trophy was on a table behind him and I clobbered him with it. All he cared about was money. He used me and threw me away like that girl on his TV show who lost her leg.”

“I don’t see the stupid poison vial in here anywhere,” said Clyde. “Where do you think you lost it?”

The flashlight traveled around the living room. Any second the beam would land on me.

THIRTY-ONE

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“Oh, for pity’s sake. Give me that gun before you shoot me, too,” said Clyde. “I’ve never known anyone so incompetent. What are we going to do with Andrew? Too bad he hasn’t died yet. I hate to add another bullet wound. It’s so unprofessional.”

“No!” I screamed, flying to Andrew’s side before I thought about it. “He hasn’t done anything to hurt either of you. Leave him alone.” I looked at Vicki, who still knelt by him. “You can both go right now. You have time to get away. Please, Vicki. Don’t let Andrew die.”

Andrew wore a leather jacket and I wondered if it was Mars’s. I unzipped it, my hands slipping from the blood. I pulled a decorative throw off a plaid chair and felt Andrew’s abdomen, trying to find the spot where the bullet entered. When I thought I had it, I pressed the throw against it in what was probably a vain attempt to prevent him from bleeding out.

I bent close. “Andrew, can you hear me?”

His hand gripped my wrist with more strength than I’d expected. I shrieked.

At that moment, a blur leapt from the shadows near the foyer.

Clyde grunted as someone attacked him from behind. The man clung to Clyde’s back as he staggered through the living room. Clyde waved the gun wildly and I feared he’d shoot.

The two men slammed into the wall beside the grandfather clock. The chimes dinged softly and a fuzzy missile landed on Clyde’s head like a bad toupee.

Clyde screeched and I imagined that Mochie sank his claws into Clyde’s scalp to hold on. The gun skittered across the floor as Clyde sneezed and fell.

Relief flooded over me. It had to be Wolf who wrestled with Clyde.

“The gun, Vicki. Get the gun!” yelled Clyde.

She rose to her feet.

I glanced around; where had it gone?

Vicki was quicker than me. She retrieved the gun from the floor near the door to the den where I’d hidden. “Let him go or I’ll shoot!” she shouted.

The person who’d attacked Clyde now sat on him with his back to me. I squinted but couldn’t make out who it was. It looked like he had Clyde’s arms pinned behind him.

“Shoot him, Vicki.” Clyde spoke without emotion. So matter-of-fact that I was alarmed by his cold-blooded nature.

She held the gun in both hands and aimed. Behind her, the door to the den opened wide and someone slammed a frying pan over Vicki’s head. She crumpled to the floor.

I lunged at the light switch on the wall and surveyed the scene.

Natasha stood in the doorway to the den, staring down at Vicki. Andrew lay on the floor, pale but alive, his eyes wide with terror.

It was Bernie who sat on Clyde’s back and said, “Could I trouble you for something to tie him up with?”