A Mystery Of Errors

“The proof stands yonder,” Burbage said. “Together with her father, who has brought Mr. Gresham here to meet with my own father about investing in the playhouse. Mr. Gresham, ‘twould seem, is most interested in the arts. In plays, especially.”

“But… but I simply cannot believe she lied to me!” said Smythe, shaking his head as he stared at the group talking by the entrance to the playhouse. He saw Elizabeth looking toward him, desperately trying to catch his eye without seeming too obvious about it. Their gazes met and she shook her head, very slightly, but emphatically.

“Tuck, my friend, you would not be the first man lied to by a woman,” Shakespeare said, gently.

“You do her an injustice, Will,” said Smythe. “Look at her. She looks absolutely terrified.”

“Aye, she had much the same look when she saw me,” said Burbage. “The look of a surprised deer. She is afraid, all right. Afraid that we shall give her game away.”

“What game?” asked Smythe, frowning.

“Her lie about the supposed murder of her intended, who now stands before us. Aye, she played us for a bunch of fools. She had her fun sporting with you and then we kindly provided her with the perfect alibi to avoid any suspicion of wrongdoing or impropriety.” He snorted with derision. “All she had to do was ask our help and we would have done it anyway. Lord, the last thing Henry Darcie needs to know is that one of our players bedded his daughter. His very much betrothed daughter.”

“But I did not…” Smythe broke off in exasperation and took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. The other players would never believe he had not bedded the girl and all his protestations would only serve to make them more convinced. “Look, how was I to have any way of knowing who her father was?” he asked. “I had never even heard of Henry Darcie.”

“Nevertheless, you still should have known well enough to realize that she was well beyond your station,” Burbage said, in a tone of reproof. “And therefore, liable to be trouble. If Gresham ever found out about you, he could easily have you killed, you know. The whole thing is a bad business all around. If you ask me, the woman’s touched, and I do not envy Gresham if he marries her. But then again, Henry Darcie has a lot of money, and money can buy no small amount of solace. Do yourself and all the rest of us a favor, Tuck, and keep well away from her. She will only bring you trouble. And that may bring us trouble, and I would prefer to avoid trouble, if at all possible. Now, Will, would you do me the courtesy of coming to see Sir Anthony? He would very much like to meet you.”

Shakespeare frowned. “Why on earth would he want to meet me?”

“As I said, he is interested in plays,” Burbage replied. “And I have told him that we have found a bright young poet who is just about to make his mark as one of England ’s greatest playwrights. A bit of an exaggeration, perhaps, but when dealing with investors, it never hurts to oversell.”

“I’d like to make my mark, all right,” said Shakespeare, in a surly tone. “Right on his damned jaw. I still remember all those thorns in my bum from when his coach ran us off the road that day!”

“Now don’t you be giving me any trouble,” Burbage said, sharply. “The man has come with money to invest. And we could all benefit from that. Aside from that, if you play your cards right, you never know, you might even get yourself a wealthy patron. ‘Twould be well worth taking a few stickers up the arse, I should think. Now come on, put on your best fawning, servile manner and make a decent leg. This is business, my friend, business.”

Smythe stood there and watched them head off toward the others. Dick waved to them and his father gave a jaunty wave back. Henry Darcie stood there with his arms folded, looking pompous, as if he owned the place-which, to some degree, he did-and Sir Anthony had his hands upon his hips and stood looking about like the cock of the walk. Elizabeth, however, looked on the verge of tears. She looked at Smythe and once again shook her head slightly, in jerky little motions, back and forth, like a tremor going through her.

No, thought Smythe, something here was decidedly not right. All the evidence of his senses pointed toward the explanation that Dick Burbage gave as being the only logical answer, but in his gut, Smythe could not accept it.

He did not delude himself that Elizabeth Darcie loved him or that they could ever have any sort of future together. That wasn’t how he thought of her in any case, and he knew it certainly wasn’t how she thought of him. But he recalled how terrified she had been and could not believe it was a lie, as both Shakespeare and Burbage thought.