When the Devil Dances

It took quite some time for all the right questions to be asked and in the proper way. But finally it was determined that the boxes were relatively easy for the Indowy technicians to produce, even one at a time. And they easily could be fitted into a human device called a “scatterable mine platform.”

The resultant artillery round threw out forty-eight mines, each of which was slightly mobile and had a conformable appearance; the mine was a flattened, circular disk, somewhat like a “cow-patty.” The surface could change color and texture depending upon the background, but the default setting was the yellow of Posleen blood, for reasons that became obvious.

After being released from the artillery round in flight, the disks would scatter across a “footprint” about two hundred meters long and seventy meters wide. Then if anything came within two meters of it, the mine would “hop” up one meter and create a field of planar force that extended out fifty meters in every direction. The field would cut through anything except the most advanced Galactic armor, which meant sliced and diced Posleen.

What was nice about the system, from the humans’ perspective, was that it had up to six attacks on “onboard” batteries. After its attack it would scuttle sideways slightly and “hide” again, waiting for the next wave of Posleen and looking for all the world like one of the unpleasant “Posleen bits” that was left behind. Although the piles of chopped up Posleen generally gave away the fact that there were Bouncing Barbies in the area. Even to the moronic normals. Since the Posleen generally reacted to minefields by running normals over them until they were clear, this gave the capability to deal with multiple waves, which normal mines did not.

“We really need some out here, sir,” Sunday insisted. “For one thing, when they fall on a big pile of dead like this they chop ’em up into bits. It would make it easier to move out. And it’s a hell of a lot of fun to watch.”

“You’re so ate up you make O’Neal seem like a piker, Sunday,” Sergeant Major Wacleva said with a death’s head grin. He obviously approved.

“Call but upon the name of Beelzebub,” Mike said striding up the hill. He knelt down by the armor and patted it fondly. “Juarez. He’s been with the battalion since before I took over Bravo Company. He used to be in Stewart’s squad. Good NCO. Hell of a loss.”

Cutprice really looked at the armor for the first time; something, an HVM or a plasma cannon, had eaten the top of the armor. “How many did you lose, Major?”

“Twenty-six,” O’Neal said, standing up to look over the slight parapet. His appearance was apparently ignored for a moment then a hurricane of fire descended on him. “Most of ’em were newbies of course. They do the stupidest things.”

Cutprice and Wacleva ducked and huddled into their heavy body armor while Sunday cursed and crawled sideways to retrieve one of the railguns. The fifty-pound combination of motorized tripod and railgun had been hit by a stray round and tossed backwards. One glance determined that it was a goner.

“Damnit, Colonel,” the sergeant called. “You just got my gun shot up!”

“Oh, sorry about that,” O’Neal said. He sat down in the mud and reconfigured his visor to external view. “Cutprice, why are you hunkering down in the mud? Oh, never mind. Do you know if there are any more Barbies around? We need to get them out on the slope. They chop up the Posleen real fine; that will make it easier to move out when the time comes and besides it’s fun as hell to watch.”

“Were you guys separated at birth or something?” Cutprice asked. “And we’re huddling in here because the ricochets from your armor were just a tad unpleasant.”

Mike took off his helmet and looked over at him. “What are you talking about?”

“You were just taking fire, hotshot,” Wacleva said. “You did notice, right?”

“No,” Mike said simply. “I didn’t. Sorry about that. I guess… it wasn’t all that intense.”

“Maybe not for you,” Wacleva said, pulling a spent 1mm railgun flechette out of his body armor. “Some people, however, aren’t covered in plasteel.”

“And that’s the problem of course,” Cutprice said grumpily. “If we try going over that ridge, we’ll be so much hamburger.”

“We need to break up this force some,” Sunday said. “Nukes, nukes, nukie nukes.”

“That would be nice,” Cutprice said. He was well aware that they barely had the Posleen force stopped, much less “backing up,” which was the requirement. “Unfortunately, the President still says no. The artillery is getting into battery…”

“Spanish Inquisition time?” O’Neal asked, opening up first one armored pouch then another. Finally he gave up. “Sergeant Major, I apologize most abjectly for causing you some temporary discomfort. Now, could I bum a smoke?”