When the Devil Dances

“No, Colonel, you’re not,” the captain spat back. For most officers it would have been suicide, but Keren, and every other member of the Six Hundred, already knew what suicide was. Suicide was huddling around the Washington Memorial, damn near out of ammunition and completely out of hope, because you’d rather pile up the mound with your dead than back up one last yard. And the one thing that the Six Hundred never, ever accepted was an excuse. From anyone. “What you are is an artillery battalion of the United States Ground Forces. And you are expected to perform as such.

“Unless your command is laid in in the next three minutes, prepared to fire, I will ask for your relief. And General Horner will order it. And then I will take command of this battalion. If I have to kill every member in this unit, until I get to the last ten reasonably competent people, I will do so to get fire on target. Am I making myself perfectly clear?”

“Captain, I don’t care who you are,” the colonel said harshly. “I do not have to take that sort of tone from any goddamned O-3.”

“Colonel,” the officer said coldly, “I have shot superiors that failed to perform to my satisfaction. I don’t give a flying fuck how you feel about getting reamed out by a captain; we no longer have time for your incompetence. You have one of three choices, lead, follow or die. Choose.”

The colonel paused as he realized the captain was absolutely serious. And there was a pretty good chance that if a captain of the Six Hundred asked for his relief, it would be granted. That was what the Army was coming to, damnit.

“Captain, we will not be laid in in three minutes,” he said reasonably.

“Colonel, have you ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition?” Keren asked tightly.

“Yes,” the officer said and blanched. “I’m… sure we can get laid in to your satisfaction, captain.”

“Try,” the captain rasped. “Try like the Posleen were about to eat your ass. Because if you’re caught between the Posties and the Six Hundred, choose the Posties. Do I make myself clear?”

“Clear,” the colonel answered and checked his salute before turning away.

Keren watched him leave with cold, dead eyes then stepped around the command Humvee by which they had been carrying on their quiet conversation. He assured himself that no one was watching, then, retaining the identical expression, casually threw up.

He washed out his mouth with a swig from his canteen and shook his head. It wasn’t that he was unprepared to shoot the arrogant, incompetent bastard in command of the artillery. It was that it wouldn’t help. The unit had been on support duty in Fort Monmoth for so long they weren’t in any way, shape or form prepared to do anything but fire, from exactly the same positions, on the same azimuths and elevations, day after day.

Unfortunately, they had been pulled out of their comfy positions as the ones “most excess to need” and sent to support the assault in Rochester. What “excess to need” was turning out to mean was “excessively incompetent.” It was an old problem, when a unit called and said “we need your best for something hard” the unit that was losing the capability naturally did not want to send their best. Whether it was a levee of individuals or a shift of units, the commander always tended to send whoever they felt the most comfortable with losing.

And any commander in his right mind would be willing to get rid of this battalion of artillery. Keren had to wonder how many “friendly fire” incidents they had been involved in.

Keren shook his head again and pulled a cellphone out of his pocket. There were still plenty of the towers and, as long as the Posleen weren’t jamming, they were a pretty decent way to communicate. And they weren’t monitorable by most military units, which was a real plus at times.

“Hey Duncan, man, I think it’s time for the Spanish Inquisition…”

* * *

Mike watched the quality marker of the new artillery battery switch from Quality Two to QualFour and smiled. If things like that didn’t happen, he’d wonder what was wrong.

“And it appears that Keren just downchecked them,” he continued as the rumble of the brigade time on target started, right on time.

“Oh. Joy,” Captain Slight said with a slightly hysterical laugh. “We’re going out there with our ass in the breeze, sir.”

“And such a nice ass it is,” Mike said in an abstracted tone. He was flipping at icons and as they changed back and forth knew that Duncan was doing the same. “The choice is the curtain barrage or on call fire. We can put down the curtain with mortars or shift the mortars to on call. Your call, so to speak. I want to shuffle the companies and put Bravo on the left flank. Your orders will be to spread yourself along the left flank and hold that zone until relieved by the Ten Thousand or other similar units. Since you’ll be the most spread out, I’ll give you the majority of the supplementary fire. For what it’s worth, this number of mortars will make a lousy curtain barrage.”