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"Who are you?" she whispered.
Your prince, come to take you away from all this," he murmured in her ear.
"You talk like a fairy tale," she laughed.
"This is a fairy tale, and you are the heroine."
His words struck fire from her brain and she felt the thrill of an electric current sweep through her. It had, just a temporary short circuit. While his lips murmured the words she had wanted to hear all her life into her ear, his magic feet led her through the great doors onto the balcony. Once there words blended with action and hot lips burned against hers. 102 degrees to be exact, that was what the thermostat was set at.
"Please," she breathed, weak with this new passion, "I must sit down." He sat next to her, her hands in his soft yet viselike grip. They talked the words that only lovers know until a burst of music drew her attention.
"Midnight," she breathed. ‘Time to unmask, my love." Her mask dropped off, but he of course did nothing. "Come, come," she said. "You must take your mask off too."
It was a command and of course as a robot he had to obey. With a flourish he pulled off his face.
Carol Ann screamed first, then burned with anger.
"What sort of scheme is this, you animated tin can? Answer."
"It was love dear one. Love that brought me here tonight and sent me to your arms." The answer was true enough, though Filer couched it in the terms of his disguise.
When the soft words of her darling came out of the harsh mouth of the electronic speaker Carol Ann screamed again. She knew she had been made a fool of.
"Who sent you here like this, answer. What is the meaning of this disguise, answer. ANSWER! ANSWER! you articulated pile of cams and rods!"
Filer tried to sort out the questions and answer them one at a time, but she gave him no time to speak.
"It’s the filthiest trick of all time, sending you here disguised as a man. You a robot. A nothing. A two-legged IBM machine with a victrola attached. Making believe you’re a man when you’re nothing but a robot."
Suddenly Filer was on his feet, the words crackling and mechanical from his speaker.
"I’m a robot."
The gentle voice of love was gone and replaced by that of mechanical despair. Thought chased thought through the whirling electronic circuits of his brain and they were all the same thought.
With a mechanical shudder he turned from the girl and clanked away. With each step his steel fingers plucked at his clothes and plastic flesh until they came away in shards and pieces. Fragments of cloth marked his trail away from the woman and within a hundred paces he was as steel-naked as the day he was built. Through the garden and down to the street he went, the thoughts in his head going in ever tighter circles.
It was uncontrolled feedback and soon his body followed his brain. His legs went faster, his motors whirled more rapidly, and the central lubrication pump in his thorax churned like a mad thing.
Then, with a single metallic screech, he raised both arms and plunged forward. His head hit a corner of a stair and the granite point thrust into the thin casing. Metal grounded to metal and all the complex circuits that made up his brain were instantly discharged.
Robot Filer 13B-445-K was quite dead.
That was what the report read that the mechanic sent In the following day. Not dead, but permanently impaired, to be disposed of. Yet, strangely enough, that wasn’t what this same man said when he examined the metallic corpse.
A second mechanic had helped in the examination. It was he who had spun off the bolts and pulled out the damaged lubrication pump.
"Here’s the trouble," he had announced. "Malfunction in the pump. Piston broke, jammed the pump, the knees locked from lack of oil — then the robot fell and shorted out his brains."
The first mechanic wiped grease off his hands and examined the faulty pump. Then he looked from it to the gaping hole in the chest.
"You could almost say he died of a broken heart."
They both laughed and he threw the pump into the corner with all the other cracked, dirty, broken and discarded machinery.