The Wee Free Men

Tiffany had screamed and screamed. And Granny had gently picked her up, a little awkwardly, and sat her on her lap and shushed her and called her 'my little jiggit', while on the floor her sheepdogs, Thunder and Lightning, watched her in doggish amazement. Granny wasn't particularly at home around children, because they didn't baa.

When Tiffany had stopped crying out of sheer lack of breath, Granny had put her down on the rug and opened the oven, and Tiffany had watched the lamb come alive again.

When Tiffany got a little older, she found out that 'jiggit' meant twenty in the Van Tan Tethera, the ancient counting language of the shepherds. The older people still used it when they were counting things they thought of as special. She was Granny Aching's twentieth grandchild.

And when she was older she also understood all about the warming oven, which never got more than, well, warm. Her mother would let the bread dough rise in it, and Ratbag the cat would sleep in it, sometimes on the dough. It was just the place to revive a weak lamb that had been born on a snowy night and was near death from the cold. That was how it worked. No magic at all. But that time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.

'Good, but still not exactly witchcraft,' said Miss Tick, breaking the spell again. 'Anyway, you don't have to have a witch ancestor to be a witch. It helps, of course, because of heredity.'

'You mean like having talents?' said Tiffany, wrinkling her brow.

'Partly, I suppose,' said Miss Tick. 'But I was thinking of pointy hats, for example. If you have a grandmother who can pass on her pointy hat to you, that saves a great deal of expense. They are incredibly hard to come by, especially ones strong enough to withstand falling farmhouses. Did Mrs Aching have anything like that?'

'I don't think so,' said Tiffany. 'She hardly ever wore a hat except in the very cold weather. She wore an old grain sack as a sort of hood. Um... does that count?'

For the first time, Miss Tick looked a little less flinty. 'Possibly, possibly,' she said. 'Do you have any brothers and sisters, Tiffany?'

'I have six sisters,' said Tiffany. I'm the youngest. Most of them don't live with us now.'

'And then you weren't the baby any more because you had a dear little brother,' said Miss Tick. The only boy, too. That must have been a nice surprise.'

Suddenly, Tiffany found Miss Tick's faint smile slightly annoying.

'How do you know about my brother?' she said.

The smile faded. Miss Tick thought: This child is sharp. 'Just a guess,' she said. No one likes admitting to spying.

'Are you using persykology on me?' said Tiffany hotly.

'I think you mean psychology,' said Miss Tick.

'Whatever,' said Tiffany. 'You think I don't like him because my parents make a fuss of him and spoil him, yes?'

'Well, it did cross my mind,' said Miss Tick, and gave up worrying about the spying. She was a witch, and that was all there was to it. 'I think it was the bit when you used him as bait for a slathering monster that gave me a hint,' she added.

'He's just a nuisance!' said Tiffany. 'He takes up my time and I'm always having to look after him and he always wants sweets. Anyway,' she continued, 'I had to think fast.'

'Quite so,' said Miss Tick.

'Granny Aching would have done something about monsters in our river,' said Tiffany, ignoring that. 'Even if they are out of books.' And she'd have done something about what happened to old Mrs Snapperly, she added to herself. She'd have spoken up, and people would have listened... They always listened when Granny spoke up. Speak up for those who don't have voices, she always said.