The Traveling Vampire Show

“So maybe you can go somewhere else till we’re done.”

“Maybe we don’t wanta.”

“Maybe we like it here,” said Tim.

Grinning like a dope, Smack glanced at his two pals and said, “Anyways, she didn’t use the magic word.”

They laughed. Smack was such a card.

“Please, Phoebe said, even though she knew the magic word would work no magic on these three losers. We all knew that. We knew they wouldn’t simply go away. Not until they’d had their “fun” with us, whatever that might be.

Scotty, Tim and Smack came to a halt about four or five paces away from us. They smiled as if they owned us.

Flanked by his buddies, Scotty asked, “Please what?”

“Please go away and leave us alone.” Though she must’ve been shaking inside, she seemed very calm.

“What’ll you give us if we do?” Scotty asked.

“What do you want?” Phoebe asked.

Pursing his lips, Scotty stroked his chin with his thumb and forefinger and frowned as if giving deep thought to the matter. “Wellllll,” he said, “let me seeeee.”

“You guys better leave us alone,” Rusty said, a whine in his voice. “Dwight’s dad’s the police chief.”

As if they didn’t already know that.

“As if we give a shit,” said Scotty. Fixing his eyes on me, he asked, “You gonna tell on us?”

“No,” I said.

“That’s what I thought.”

Rusty glanced at his wristwatch. Then he looked surprised. “Oh, gosh, I have to get home.”

“To your mommy? ” Smack asked. He gave his pals a hopeful glance, and looked disappointed when they didn’t laugh or even crack smiles over his wit.

“Go home if you want,” Scotty said.

“Really? You mean it?”

“Sure. Go.”

Trying again, Smack said, “You don’t wanta keep your mommy waiting.”

Rusty acted as if he hadn’t heard that. To Scotty, he said, “You really gonna let us go?”

“Gonna let you go, fatso.”

“ Me?”

“You.”

“What about them?”

“What about ’em?”

“You gonna let them go, too?”

“What’s it to you?”

Lips twisting all crooked, Rusty said, “I don’t know.”

“You going or aren’t you?” Scotty asked.

“I don’t know.”

“He don’t know much,” Smack said, and chuckled.

“I’ll give you till three,” Scotty said. “You’re still here, you get what they get. One.”

Rusty’s mouth fell open. Appalled, he glanced at me, at Phoebe.

“Two.”

He raised a hand and blurted, “Wait! Wait! What’re you gonna do to them?”

“Whatever we want,” said Tim.

“Three.”

“WAIT!” Rusty cried out, tears coming to his eyes.

“Missed your chance, lardass.”

“Did not! It was a time-out!”

“That’s what you think.”

Tim spoke again. “Missed your chance, porky.”

Scared as I was—and I was straining not to mess my pants—it occurred to me as peculiar that these two skinny snakes were making cracks about Rusty’s weight when their own pal, Smack, was about a ton heavier than Rusty. Showed how much they cared about their buddy.

Suddenly in tears, Rusty pleaded, “Gimme another chance. C’mon. Please? It ain’t fair.”

The three creeps thought that was funny. They laughed and glanced at each other and shook their heads.

I didn’t find it very amusing.

“Let him go,” I said.

Scotty smirked at me. “Gonna tell your daddy on us?”

“Just let him go, that’s all.”

To Rusty, he said, “You wanta leave?”

Sniffling and sobbing, Rusty nodded.

“Okay, you can leave.”

“Th… thanks.”

“But first you gotta suck my dick.”

For half a second, I thought he was kidding. But then he unzipped his jeans. Walking toward Rusty, he reached into his fly and my stomach sort of dropped because this was getting worse than I’d ever thought and if they did perverted sex stuff to Rusty they’d do it to me and Phoebe, too, and then maybe they would have to kill us so we wouldn’t tell on them.

About two steps away from Rusty, Scotty whipped out his tool and said, “Get on your knees and open wide,” and Phoebe shot an arrow into his leg.

It punched through Scotty’s jeans and thunked deep into the side of his right thigh. He squealed, jerked up his leg and grabbed near where the arrow had entered. On one foot, he twisted away and hopped a couple of times. Then he fell sideways. He landed hard on the ground and squealed some more as the pieces of broken bottles jabbed into him.

Instead of attacking us, Tim and Smack just stood there. They looked at Scotty, then at Phoebe, shock on their faces. They couldn’t believe Mr. Tough Guy had gotten himself shot down. Especially they couldn’t believe the shooting had been done by a skinny little tomboy with a bow and arrow.

Squirming on the ground and whimpering, Scotty cried out, “Get her, guys! Get ’em all!”

By then, Phoebe had another arrow on the string of her bow.

When Tim and Smack turned to her, she drew back the string to her chin and aimed at Tim’s face.

Flinging his hands up in front of his face, he yelled, “No! Don’t! I give!”

As she swept her weapon in Smack’s direction, he gasped something like, “Eeek!” and threw both hands toward the sky.

“Get down,” she told him.

“Huh?”

“Get down on the ground.”

He looked as if he wanted to say something else. Then he shut his mouth and sank to his knees.

“All the way down,” Phoebe said. “Lie down.”