The Seventh Function of Language

Giscard asks: “It seems like the kind of thing they’d do, Michel, don’t you think?”

Poniatowski unearths some celery salt. “Random killing with as many civilian victims as possible? I have to say that’s more the far right’s style. And anyway, according to Bayard’s report, there was that Russian agent who saved the kid’s life.”

D’Ornano (startled): “The nurse? She might just as easily have planted the bomb.”

Poniatowski (opening a bottle of vodka): “Why would she show herself in the station, then?”

D’Ornano (pointing at Poniatowski as though he were personally responsible): “We checked. She never worked at Salpêtrière.”

Poniatowski (stirring his Bloody Mary): “It’s more or less proven that Barthes no longer had the document by the time he got to the hospital. In all probability, things went like this: he comes out of the lunch with Mitterrand, gets knocked over by a laundry van—driven by the first Bulgarian. A man posing as a doctor pretends to examine him and steals his papers and his keys. Everything suggests that the document was with his papers.”

D’Ornano: “In that case, what happened at the hospital?”

Poniatowski: “Witnesses saw two intruders whose description matches the two Bulgarians who killed the gigolo.”

D’Ornano (trying to keep count of the number of Bulgarians involved): “But since he didn’t have the document anymore?”

Poniatowski: “They probably came back to finish the job.”

D’Ornano, who is soon out of breath, stops pacing and, as if his attention has been suddenly drawn to something, starts examining a corner of Delacroix’s painting.

Giscard (picking up the biography of JFK and stroking the cover): “Let’s assume that it was our men who were targeted in Bologna.”

Poniatowski (adding Tabasco): “That would prove they’re on the right track.”

D’Ornano: “Meaning?”

Poniatowski: “If it was really our men they were trying to eliminate, it must have been to prevent them from discovering something.”

Giscard: “This … club?”

Poniatowski: “Or something else.”

D’Ornano: “So we should send them to the USA?”

Giscard (sighing): “Doesn’t he have a phone, this American?”

Poniatowski: “The kid says it’ll be a chance to ‘get down to brass tacks.’”

D’Ornano: “You don’t say! So that little twat wants to go on a trip paid for by the Republic?”

Giscard (perplexed, as if chewing on something): “Given the available evidence, wouldn’t it be just as useful to send them to Sofia?”

Poniatowski: “Bayard’s a good cop, but he’s no James Bond. Maybe we could send a Service Action team?”

D’Ornano: “To do what? Bump off some Bulgarians?”

Giscard: “I’d rather keep the Ministry of Defense out of all this.”

Poniatowski (grinding his teeth): “Besides, we don’t want to risk a diplomatic crisis with the USSR.”

D’Ornano (trying to change the subject): “Talking of crisis, what’s happening in Tehran?”

Giscard (starting to leaf through L’Express again): “The shah is dead, the mullahs are dancing.”

Poniatowski (pouring himself a neat vodka): “Carter is screwed. Khomeini will never free the hostages.”

Silence.

In L’Express, Raymond Aron writes: “It is better to let laws become dormant when, rightly or wrongly, they are refused by the morals of the day.” Giscard thinks: “How wise.”

Poniatowski kneels in front of the refrigerator.

D’Ornano: “Uh, and the philosopher who killed his wife?”

Poniatowski: “Who cares? He’s a Commie. We shut him up in an asylum.”

Silence. Poniatowski gets some ice cubes from the icebox.

Giscard (in a belligerent voice): “This case must not have any influence on the campaign.”

Poniatowski (who understands that Giscard has returned to the subject at hand): “We can’t find the Bulgarian driver or the fake doctor anywhere.”

Giscard (tapping his index finger against his leather desk blotter): “I don’t care about the driver. I don’t care about the doctor. I don’t care about this … Logos Club. I want the document. On my desk.”

50

When Baudrillard learned that under the weight of more than 30,000 visitors the metallic structure of the Centre Georges-Pompidou, opened by Giscard in 1977 on Rue Beaubourg and immediately nicknamed “The Refinery” or “Our Lady of the Pipes,” risked “folding,” he grew as excited as a child, like the rascal of French Theory that he is, and wrote a little book entitled The Beaubourg Effect: Implosion and Deterrence.

“That the mass (of visitors) magnetized by the structure should become a destructive variable for the structure itself—this, if the designers intended it (though how could we hope for that?), if they planned, in this way, the possibility of putting an end, in a single blow, to the architecture and culture … then Beaubourg constitutes the most audacious object and the most successful happening of the century.”