‘Ow! Mom! What did you do
‘You should be eating stones!’ she declared, waving the side of her hand at him. ‘Stones from those ditches your poor father was searching, instead of tasty mutton chunkies.’
‘The daal is also tasty, isn’t it?’ Jaya Auntie asked me.
‘Oh, yes,’ I said quickly.
‘Your poor father, out the whole night in those bloody ditches.’
‘Enough about the ditches, Mother dear,’ Farzad’s father said gently. ‘Let the boy tell us what happened.’
‘I was at the Drum Beat last night,’ Farzad began.
‘Oh! What music did they play?’ a pretty girl of perhaps seventeen asked.
She was sitting a little way along the table, and she leaned in to catch Farzad’s eye.
‘This is Kareena Cousin, Jaya Auntie’s daughter,’ Farzad said, without looking at her. ‘Kareena, this is Lin.’
‘Hi,’ she said, smiling shyly.
‘Hi,’ I answered her.
Having finished the bowl of vegetables, I gently pushed it away. Zaheera Auntie immediately shoved the spare bowl of mutton in front of me, so close that it almost fell into my lap. I grasped the bowl with both hands.
‘Thanks.’
‘Good mutton,’ Zaheera Auntie confided, with a wink. ‘Good for all of your angers and such.’
‘My angers. Yes, ma’am. Thanks.’
‘So, you were at the Drum Beat nightclub,’ Arshan said quietly, ‘which I warned you against, many a time, son.’
‘What warnings?’ Anahita asked, slapping Farzad on the back of the head.
‘Ow! Mom! Cut it out, yaar!’
‘Your warnings are delicious to him! He eats them up like sweeties. Yum, yum, yum! I’ve told you, operant conditioning is the only thing that works on this boy, but you’re such a Steiner fan. I’d say your son got fairly Steinered last night, wouldn’t you?’
‘I don’t think you can blame the Steiner School,’ Jaya cut in.
‘Indeed,’ Zaheera agreed. ‘The methodology is pretty sound,
‘And, while you were at the nightclub . . . ’ Arshan prompted patiently.
‘Well,’ Farzad said, casting a wary eye about for his Mother’s hand. ‘There was this party and all, and we –’
‘Were they doing any new dances?’ Kareena asked. ‘Did they play the music from the new Mithun picture?’
‘I can get you that music this afternoon,’ Ali answered her casually, taking a piece of Farzad’s bread and biting off a chunk. ‘Whatever you want. Even stuff from movies that haven’t come out yet.’
‘Wow!’ the girl sighed.
‘And while you were at this club,’ Arshan persisted resolutely.
‘And while you were at this Steiner School nightclub,’ Anahita interrupted, raising her hand, ‘free as a bird, your father was in the ditches!’
‘No,’ Arshan said, his patience a sympathetic string. ‘I’m pretty sure the ditches came later, sweetheart. So, what happened at the club, that put you in jail?’
‘I’m . . . I’m not sure,’ Farzad said, frowning. ‘I drank too much. That I’ll freely admit. And there was this argument, when the cops came to close the place down. Next thing I know, I was lying on the ground. I fell, I think. And then this cop kicked me in the back of the head, right where
‘That’s it?’ Farzad’s Mother asked, contempt drawing down the corners of her mouth. ‘That’s your big adventure?’
‘I didn’t
‘Thank you, Lin, for bringing our boy home to us,’ Arshan said, his hand resting on my forearm for a moment.
He turned his attention back to Farzad once more.
‘Let me get this straight. A policeman kicked you in the head, while you were on the ground. Kicked you so hard that you lost consciousness?’
‘That’s right, Pop. I wasn’t doing anything. I was too
‘Do you know this policeman’s name?’ Arshan asked thoughtfully.
‘Lightning Dilip, they call him. He’s a duty sergeant at the Colaba lock-up. Why?’
‘My dad’s gonna go nuts about this!’ Ali said. ‘He’ll have this Lightning Dilip’s badge. He’ll bring the entire law faculty with him.’
‘And my dad will bring the medical fraternity on board,’ Kareena added, her eyes fierce. ‘We’ll have this cop kicked off the force.’
‘Absolutely!’ Jaya agreed. ‘Let’s get started!’
‘Can I say something here?’
Everyone turned toward me.
‘I know this Lightning Dilip pretty well. He doesn’t bear grudges easily. He doesn’t even bear bribes easily.’
I paused, feeling the attention in the group.
‘Go on,’ Arshan said softly.
‘You can’t badge this cop. You can make his life very unpleasant for a while, and get him moved somewhere for a while, maybe, but you can’t badge him. He knows too much about too many people. No-one’s saying he doesn’t deserve it, but if you make his life unpleasant, sooner or later he’ll come back. And when he comes back, he’ll disturb your happiness again. Probably forever.’