‘Very well, Miss Karla. Would, say, a thousand rupees, including transport and installation, be acceptable to you?’
‘It would,’ Karla smiled, handing him the money. ‘I’ve got a free wall in my place, and I’ve been trying to think what to put on it. If your men can remove it carefully, and set it up for me again at the Amritsar hotel today, I’d be much obliged.’
‘Done,’ Ahmed said, signalling the hammer-men to stand down. ‘I’ll walk you out.’
On the street, Ahmed looked left and right to make sure that no-one could hear, and leaned close.
‘I will still do
‘Now,
‘So,’ Karla whispered, ‘if we were to gather a group of argumentative, very insulting men at our place, you’d be happy to come by and create Ahmed’s
‘You’ve already got the mirror,’ Ahmed smiled. ‘And I will really miss the dangerous discussions, in the New House of Style.’
‘Done,’ Karla said, shaking hands with him.
Ahmed looked at me, frowned, and straightened my collar so that it stood up at the back of my neck.
‘When are you going to buy a jacket with sleeves in it, Lin?’
‘When you start selling them at the New House of Style,’ I said. ‘
‘
We rode away, and then Karla told me that the mirror was my second birthday present, reminding me, again, that it was my birthday, which I’d happily forgotten.
‘Please don’t tell anyone else,’ I called over my shoulder.
‘I know,’ she called back. ‘You like celebrating other people’s birthdays, and forgetting your own. Your secret’s safe with me.’
‘I love you, Karla. I was thinking that, just before. And thanks, for the mirror. You really got me there.’
‘I always get you there.’
We had more time to get one another, and ride and share a drink and eat meals together, because I sold my money-change operation to Jagat, for the twenty-five per cent he was already giving me. He managed the racket better than I did, and earned more money, respect and discipline from the shopkeeper changers. The fact that a year or so before he ran my bing he’d cut the little finger off a thief who stole from him added a certain sting to his slap.
I couldn’t visit Half-Moon Auntie in the fish market again, because Karla recruited her.
‘You want me to run your books?’ Half-Moon Auntie asked.
‘Who knows more about keeping people’s money safe than you do, Half-Moon Auntie?’ Karla said, facing pointed quarters of the moon.
‘That’s true,’ Half-Moon Auntie replied, considering. ‘But it could be a big job.’
‘Not that big,’ Karla said. ‘We only keep one set of books.’
‘I am accustomed to my regular visitors,’ Half-Moon Auntie said, leaning forward and beginning an orbital drift toward half-moon.
‘What you do behind your closed door is your business,’ Karla said. ‘What you do when the door is open is
‘A limousine,’ Half-Moon Auntie said thoughtfully.
‘With blackout windows, and a long mattress in the back.’
‘I will consider it,’ Half-Moon Auntie replied, lifting one foot effortlessly behind her head.
And a few days later she considered her way into an apartment office, under our rooms at the Amritsar hotel, where Karla had rented the whole floor.
Half-Moon Auntie’s office was next to two others, already painted and furnished. One room bore the title
‘She’s not here, yet,’ I said, when the brass sign was attached to the door.
‘She will be,’ Karla smiled. ‘
‘What’s the third office for?’
‘Surprises,’ she purred. ‘You have no idea what surprises I have in store for you, Shantaram.’
‘Can you surprise me with dinner? I’m starving.’
We were having dinner in the front garden of a Colaba Back Bay bistro, when we heard shouting from the street, a few steps away.
A car had stopped beside a man walking on the road. The men in the car were shouting for money he owed them. Two of the men got out of the car.
As we looked at the commotion, I saw that the man was Kesh, the Memory Man. He had his hands over his head as the two thugs began to hit him.
Karla and I got up from the table and joined Kesh. We made enough noise for them to get back in the car, and drive away.
Karla helped Kesh to sit with us, at the table.
‘A glass of water, please!’ she called to the waiter. ‘Are you alright, Kesh?’
‘I’m okay, Miss Karla,’ he said, rubbing a knot of bad debt on the top of his head. ‘I’ll go, now.’
He stood to leave, but we pulled him back into his chair.