I put money into the bank, with Didier and Gemini, and the three of us primed the pump for the poker games. My winnings, on a weekly basis, were about equal to the interest I would’ve earned on my money in a well-run fund.
Gemini had given up cheating. It was a mandatory requirement, mandated by Didier and me. We had to run a straight game, or there was no point.
And Gemini did it. He played every game for the house as straight as the bridge between fear and anger. His honesty and skill won him a lot of new friends, and won a lot of money for us.
Gemini needed the game, because his millionaire friend, as it turned out, was stingy with a dollar. Scorpio paid all the bills for the penthouse floor at the Mahesh, because it was the only place in Bombay that he felt safe, and he didn’t feel safe enough to leave the city and go somewhere else, where millionaires live in safety.
But he scanned every receipt and invoice for minute economies, and frequently found them, scraping pennies from accounts measured in thousands.
He refused to fund Gemini’s parties. Gemini told everyone to bring their own stimulants, and the parties rolled on. They were cheaper, and gaudier, and much more popular. The hotel became a place where famous people met infamous people, and every bar and restaurant was crowded.
Scorpio restricted Gemini to a limited expense account at the hotel, for food, drink, and services. He also gave him two hundred dollars in cash every week.
Gemini made two hundred dollars in cash every hour with us, in the game, and played in a trance of elegant dexterity. He was confident. He lost with a joke or a line from a song, and won without pride.
‘I thought of settin’ up a support group, a sort of AA, for people like me, who can’t stop cheatin’, Card Cheats Anonymous, you know, but the trouble is, you wouldn’t be able to trust no-one. Not when it actually came down to cards. Know what I mean?’
‘Come on, Gemini. A cynic is someone angry at his own soul, and you’re no cynic.’
He squinted on the thought.
‘I love you, mate,’ he said, smiling to himself.
‘Love you too, brother. And anyway, you did it, man. You cold-turkeyed cheating at cards, and you’re playing straight, and better than ever.’
‘Took some doin’, I tell ya,’ he shuddered. ‘I turned to books, at first. I hit Keats pretty hard and got very sad-trippy, then I got totally Kerouaced, as out of it as a drunken chimp and sayin’ the first thing that came into me addled mind. I stumbled into Fitzgerald, staggered out of Hemingway, got totally Deronda with George Eliot, stoned with Virginia Woolf, batty with Djuna Barnes and deranged with Durrell, but then I switched back to movies, and three days of Humphrey Bogart had me right as rain.’
‘Quite a support group, Gemini.’
‘Yeah. Nothin’ like writers and actors for company, is there, when you’re at the end of your rope.’
‘You got that right. I’m glad it worked out for you.’
He looked at me, lifting aside a curtain of reticence.
‘It’s a nice view, from the other side of the line, Lin. I never thought I’d say this, but it almost feels
‘That’s the spirit.’
‘You think so? It feels dodgy, sometimes, being straight. Know what I mean?’
‘Sure,’ I laughed. ‘Keep it up. You look great. An abundance of chance and a scarcity of sunlight wear very well on you, card champion. How’s it going, with Scorpio?’
‘I . . . ’
‘That bad, huh?’
‘He keeps to himself way too much, Lin. He’s all alone in the presidential suite, most of the time. I’m not allowed in.’
‘Not allowed in?’
‘Nobody is, except the staff. He eats most of his meals in there. I mean, if he had some lovely piece of womanhood in there with him, I’d be guardin’ the door. But he doesn’t, mate, and the two of us, Scorpio and me, we were never alone.’
‘Maybe, he just needs a time-out.’
‘We split everything, shared every mouthful of food, down to countin’ out the peanuts in a packet and sharin’ every one of ’em, even and fair. We argued about everything, all the time, but we never ate a thing without the other one there. We haven’t broke bread, so to speak, for three days. I’m worried about him, Lin.’
‘Gemini, has he thought about leaving Bombay?’
‘If he has, he doesn’t talk to me about it. Why?’
‘He’s nervous, being rich. He needs to move on, and he probably won’t move on, unless you move him on.’
‘Move him where?’
‘Anywhere that millionaires live. They tend to stick together, and they know how to look after themselves. He’ll be safe there, and you’ll get some peace of mind.’
‘I’m having enough trouble living with
‘Then take him to New Zealand. Buy a farm, near a forest.’
‘New Zealand?’
‘Beautiful country, beautiful people. Great place to vanish in.’
‘I’m so worried, Lin. You know, I actually lost a game that I should’ve won, yesterday.’
‘You played about three hundred games, yesterday.’
‘Yeah, but I’m afraid of losin’ my grip, you know? I feel so helpless to help