‘But it doesn’t actually matter why you did it – it’s still burglary,’ Bronson said. Then he shrugged, reached into his pocket and pulled out his mobile phone. He glanced at his watch. It was almost eleven o’clock, so he thought he’d tell Angela that his mission had succeeded, then he’d call the local police.
‘Hi, it’s me,’ he said, when Angela answered her phone. ‘Just thought you’d like to know I’m sitting in the kitchen looking at your burglar.’
‘Really? Is he – I mean, was there any trouble? Do you want me to call the police?’ Angela asked.
‘No, thanks. I know the form. I’ll have to go to the local police station with him to make a statement and stuff, so I won’t get to the pub for quite a while, but I’ll call you once I’m at the cop shop to let you know how long I’ll be.’
‘OK.’ There was a pause. When she spoke again, Angela sounded uncharacteristically nervous. ‘Will you come up to my room when you get here? I want you to tell me everything that’s happened.’
Bronson smiled. ‘It’s a deal. I’ll see you later.’
But Jonathan Carfax was not looking nearly so happy. ‘This is entrapment. I don’t believe you’re a policeman at all. You’re just some bloody thug the museum staff have employed.’
Bronson pulled out his warrant card and showed it to him. ‘I’m Detective Sergeant Christopher Bronson,’ he said, ‘and I promise you that I’m a real police officer. My ex-wife works for the British Museum and asked me to give her a hand here.’ He reached across the table and pulled the local telephone directory towards him. As he did so, he looked at his prisoner. ‘Just sit quietly and we’ll get this sorted out. Are the cuffs too tight?’
The man shook his head. ‘No,’ he said grudgingly. Then his eyes widened and he looked behind Bronson. ‘Look out!’ he shouted. ‘Behind you!’
Bronson half-turned and, as he did so, saw a sudden flash of grey and then something slammed – hard – into the side of his head.
He saw stars for the briefest of instants, and then nothing at all.
19
‘Chris! Chris! Wake up, damn you.’
Bronson’s head felt as if it was bursting. There was a massive throbbing ache above his right ear, and all he wanted was for the pain to go away, for the pulsing agony to stop.
The voice was familiar to him, but for several seconds he couldn’t seem to place it. Or remember where he was. And then, with a rush, it all came back to him. Carfax Hall. The burglar, and then the kitchen. But he couldn’t remember what had happened next, or why he seemed to be lying on the floor with a splitting headache.
He forced his eyes open. Angela was bending over him, some kind of a pad in her hand that she was pressing against the right side of his head. That hurt, and he raised a hand to stop her.
‘Oh, thank God,’ she whispered. ‘No, don’t touch it. You’ve got a nasty gash on the side of your head. There’s an ambulance on its way.’
Bronson groaned and eased up into a sitting position. ‘I don’t need an ambulance,’ he muttered.
‘Actually, you probably don’t,’ Angela said, ‘but I really called one for him.’ She gestured behind her.
Slumped in a kitchen chair, his arms still obviously secured behind his back, and his face battered and bleeding, was the man he’d caught climbing in through the bedroom window.
‘What the hell’s happened?’ Bronson said. ‘I never touched him. Is he OK?’
‘He’s been badly beaten up, but he’s alive.’
Bronson took the pad from Angela, pressed it gingerly to the wound then struggled to his feet, the pounding in his skull getting worse as he stood up. Swaying slightly, he gripped the back of a chair with his other hand.
‘Just take it slowly,’ Angela said.
Bronson stepped across to the man on the other side of the table. His face was puffy and cut from repeated blows, his eyes closed.
Bronson leaned over him. ‘Can you hear me?’
The man stirred, looked up at him and nodded.
‘Bend forward,’ Bronson ordered. He took out the handcuff key, released the restraints and put them in his pocket.
The man leaned back gratefully, rubbing his wrists. ‘Am I still under arrest?’
As he spoke, Bronson could see that he’d lost a couple of teeth in the attack. Bronson shook his head, then wished he hadn’t as another stab of pain shot through his skull. ‘No, as far as I’m concerned, we were here in the house together this evening and somebody attacked us.’
‘Are you sure, Chris?’ Angela asked.
‘Yes. Burglary’s a minor offence compared to what’s just happened. And you won’t be trying it again, will you, Jonathan?’
‘Jonathan?’ Angela’s face registered her surprise. ‘Do you know him?’
‘He was careless enough to bring his wallet and driving-licence with him tonight. This is Jonathan Carfax, and I presume he’s one of Oliver’s numerous disinherited relatives. In other words, he’s an amateur, not a professional burglar.’
At that moment, they heard an engine outside and the noise of tyres on the gravel drive. A few seconds later the main doorbell rang.
‘That’ll be the ambulance,’ Angela said, getting up.