We took the Tube again today. It was boring. I read Odyssey 17 part of the time and the rest of the time White Fang. On the way home I asked Sibylla if my father was Russian, Hungarian, Finnish, Basque, Icelandic, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, German, Swedish, Danish or Bengali. She said No.
94 days to my birthday.
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L is up to
Anyway I have been watching Seven Samurai once a week with L to counteract the deplorable influence of the Circle Line. But today something terrible happened.
A woman sitting across from me saw the
Nine green bottles hanging on the wall
I said I was mainly learning the language so I could understand Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai and also (if it ever came out on video) Mizoguchi’s Five Women Around Utamaro which I had watched five days in a row when it showed at the Phoenix, and that I was also interested in a text called Tsurezuregusa by a 14th-century Buddhist priest.
NINE GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL
She said Oh and she said she had seen Seven Samurai though not the other one and what a marvellous film
I said Yes
and she said It’s a little on the long side but what a marvellous film, of course it’s basically so simple isn’t it I suppose that’s the source of its appeal, sort of like the Three Musketeers, an elite band—
and I said WHAT?
and she said Sorry?
ELITE BAND! I said staring aghast
and she said there was no need to shout.
And if ONE GREEN BOTTLE should accidentally fall
There’ll be EIGHT GREEN BOTTLES hanging on the wall
I began to imagine L seeing all kinds of things in the film which would not be incompatible with throwing a person from a plane on orders from a third party
EIGHT GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL
I said politely but firmly I think if you see the film again you will find that the samurai are not, in fact, an elite band. Lesser directors have of course succumbed to the glamour of the eliteness of a band, with predictable results; not Kurosawa.
She said there was no need to take that tone
EIGHT GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL
& I said politely Essentially the film is about the importance of rational thought. We should draw our conclusions from the evidence available rather than from hearsay and try not to be influenced by our preconceptions. We should strive to see what we can see for ourselves rather than what we would like to see.
She said What?
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
I said Also, we should remember that appearances can be deceptive. We may not
She said I really don’t think
SEVEN GREEN BOTTLES, HANGING ON THE WALL
I said Let’s say A sees his wife, B, burned alive at time t. A survives. Later we see A singing in a local ritual. C, observing the ritual, thinks A has come out ahead. We infer that C is not in full possession of the facts & has been influenced by his own preconceptions since
She said It all seems rather clinical
I said Clinical!
THERE’LL BE SIX GREEN BOTTLES, HANGING ON THE WALL
She said & isn’t this rather morbid—
I pointed out that if she were thrown into a tank of man-eating sharks she would not think it morbid to consider the possibility of exit from the tank.
After all we both when it comes down to it we both think it’s a marvellous film, she said pleasantly.
I was afraid she might give some other example but luckily the train pulled into Moorgate and this was her stop.
SIX GREEN BOTTLES, HANGING ON THE WALL
SIX GREEN BOTTLES
[Could be worse. He could be singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall, instead of a song that not only counts down, but starts at 10.]
277 degrees above absolute zero.
I said All right, we’ll take the Circle Line again, and we had another argument about Cunliffe.
I: Look, there’s no point in bringing a dictionary when there is no place to put it. You can’t use it if you are holding it in your lap with the book on top. We tried that before and it didn’t work.
L: Please
I: No
L: Please
I: No
L: Please
I: No
L: Please
I: No
The ideal thing would be to go somewhere with tables, such as the Barbican or South Bank Centre—but it is impossible to go to either without being faced at every turn with bars and cafés and restaurants and ice-cream vendors, all selling expensive appealing food which L wants & we cannot afford.
Please No Please No Please