The Erection Set

The inn was a two-storied affair with a semicircular drive that cut in front of the main entrance, with a cut-off drive for deliveries that circled the building. Just to be sure, I went around the back and stopped when the taxi drove up to the front to unload a foursome.

The taxi driver took his money and drove off and I shoved the car into gear and that was when they jumped me.

Their only trouble was that I had seen them coming and shot one right through the middle of his forehead and left him standing there with only a mangled mess from his eyes up until he hit the ground and ran over the other one with both wheels, then backed up over him with the same two wheels in a sound like running over a wooden bushel basket.

I was out and rolling when I spotted the third one coming in fast to see what the hell had happened and just as he saw the tangled heaps on the ground I broke his arm with one smashing chop and his neck with the next.

All three of them had guns with full loads, two .38s and a 9 mm. P-38, all with the hammers back and ready to go, but they hadn’t been fast enough to use them. It only took a few seconds to go through their pockets. The one I had shot was unrecognizable and his name didn’t mean anything at all. The other one’s face was contorted in some exquisite agony, but I recognized him. Up close he didn’t look like a teen-ager at all, but he was the side man in the car that had followed me earlier. The guy with the broken neck had a very familiar name. He was one of the Guido brothers’ hit men, a backup on what was expected to be a sure kill.

When I looked up, Sheila’s face was framed in the window of my car, one eye looking at me through the hole the .45 had punched in the glass. She was smiling distantly and I could sense the waves of shock and terror that were sending signals through every nerve of her body. I got in the car and this time when I put my hand on her there was no response at all except a slight widening of her eyes that’ didn’t mean a thing.

They were all around me and there was no place to go except a beat-up old clapboard house on the ocean.

There was an oddity to her state of shock, as if she had been squeezed dry. She walked with a strange lightness, her smile an enigmatic Mona Lisa twisting of the lips with no desire to explain her attitude. She neither complained nor resisted, simply going where I directed her, across the sandy hillocks to the warped boardwalk and into the house, where she stood quietly until I pulled the blinds and lit the kerosene lamps.

“You all right?” I asked her.

She waited, turned her head slowly and one corner of her smile twitched. Her eyes were much too bright. I took her hand, led her to a chair and sat her down. “Wait here.”

In the kitchen I turned on the gas stove, set the kettle over the burner and while the water was getting hot, disassembled the .45. I fitted in a new barrel, took the old one and the ejected shell that had flipped onto the dashboard and buried them under the sand. When I was finished the water was boiling and I made us both a cup of coffee.

Sheila was still sitting where I had left her in exactly the same position. I didn’t like it a bit. For ten seconds I held the coffee cup out to her before there was a semblance of recognition, then she took it from my hand with a tiny nod and lifted it to her lips.

There wasn’t going to be any way of getting through to her for a while so I just sat there toying with the coffee, watching her face.

By now they should have found the bodies, I thought. Or perhaps not, too. Maybe that service drive wouldn’t see any use until the deliveries started tomorrow. I had fired the shot from inside a closed car on the dark side of the building and even waited a reasonable length of time before moving out. There had been no alarm, nobody around to investigate, so in all probability the sound of the blast hadn’t been heard at all. There hadn’t even been a yell from any of the punks who were mashed to pieces back there. Overconfidence had caught them asleep and all they knew was that last second of horror.

Tomorrow I’d have the window glass replaced and the tires changed on the rented car and I hoped it would give me the time I needed. There was still the problem of a witness who sat across from me in a stupor. Maybe she would talk, maybe she wouldn’t, but to let anybody see her as she was now was inviting immediate disaster. Right now Sheila McMillan’s mind was one huge mass of turmoil trying to bury itself in some deep, dark place and anything could trigger it in the wrong direction.