The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump

"Officially, this is not and cannot be evidence," Kawaguchi said. "Its trail of provenance is severely tainted; any judge to whom it was presented would throw it out of court, and very likely the case with it. Unofficially, I shall convey it to the lab and find out what our forensics people make of it."

"Let me know, please," I said. If I'd snatched it first, I'd have taken it straight to Michael Manstein - assuming, of course, that Kawaguchi and half a dozen big constables with clubs hadn't started working out on me to make me give it back. Since they might have done just that, constables being demons for evidence, maybe it was for the best Kawaguchi got it instead of me.

Brother Vahan dipped his head to Madame Ruth and then to Cholmondeley. "Let me apologize to both of you for my previous doubts as to the nature of virtuous reality," he said; he was, as usual, nothing if not gracious. "I can see that it will become a valuable tool in thaumaturgic research."

"Thanks right back atcha for thinkin' fast and breakin' the circle." Madame Ruth sounded like herself again, too. Too bad. "That can be the tricky part, gettin' back here where we belong."

Nigel Cholmondeley put it more piously: "Mankind was ever reluctant to leave the Garden."

"So I thought," the abbot agreed. "But then I remembered I had no true right there, burdened as I was by the weight of Original Sin. After that, recalling my body to action in this actual world was easier."

The channeler and the medium looked at each other.

"Let's talk about that some more. Brother Vahan, if you don't mind," Cholmondeley said. The extraction technique you describe might well be incorporated into one of the helmets' ritual subroutines if we are able to isolate the symbolic essence of your thought sequence."

"It could make you a nice piece of change, and us, too,"

Madame Ruth said. "Like you said, virtuous reality is the coming thing, and if you was to get a piece of it-° "Wealth means nothing to me," Brother Vahan said. I've heard a lot of people say that; he was one of the handful who made me believe it "As may be," Nigel Cholmondeley said, which meant he had his doubts, too. He also had a hook: "No matter how frugal you personally may be, have you not got a monastery to rebuild?" Brother Vahan stared at him.

I watched the hook snag the fish. The abbot said, "Let us discuss it, then, for the greater glory of God."

"Let's eat somethin' while we talk," Madame Ruth said, which struck me as more honest than let's do lunch and most of the other ways people try to combine business and food.

Despite my sausage, I was hungry, too, but not as hungry as I thought I'd be. When I asked my watch what time it was, I found out to my amazement that I'd been in the world of virtuous reality for only about five minutes. It had seemed like a couple of hours while I was there. Oneiromancers say dreams are like that: a lot of things going on but compressed very tightly in terms of time. Judy keeps up on the ins and outs of theoretical thaumaturgy better than I do; I made a note to ask her how virtuous reality simulated the dream effect.

I didn't have lunch with Brother Vahan and the medium and channeler; enough things were going on at the office that I wanted to put in as much time as I could there, trying to claw my way through the piles of junk on my desk. I wouldn't starve before dinner. So I went south through the pass into Westwood a little faster than a constable armed with a tracking demon would have approved of. Fortunately, I didn't spot any black-and-white carpets all the way back down St. James' Freeway.

After a good trip on the freeway, I got stuck in regular flyway traffic on the way back to the Confederal Building. I peered around the carpets ahead of me, trying to figure out what had gone wrong this time."

The fellow on the rug next to me leaned over and called, There's a demon stration up there at the comer."

Up there at the comer, of course, was where I was trying to go. I growled. "So what if there's a demonstration? There's a demonstration at that comer about three days a week."

Then what he'd said really sank in. "A demon stration?" I didn't want to believe I'd heard that.

But he nodded. I wondered if I ought to turn my carpet around and get out of there as fast as the sylphs would take me. No wonder there was a traffic jam, if demons were out protesting Confederal policy. I hoped the building would survive. There'd be SWAT teams and God only knows what all else up there, trying to keep the irate Powers from turning the place into an inferno.

My sense of duty got the better of my sense of selfpreservation. I kept going toward the Confederal Building. It took a while for me to inch close enough to find out what was going on. I'd been wrong in my first guess: the Powers at the demon stration weren't apt to turn violent, and they didn't need constabulary thaumaturges to hold them at bay. But as soon as I saw them, I understood why they stopped traffic. You see, they were all succubi.