The Cabin in the Woods

Dana looked around-at Curt, her friend who still seemed to have become a dick, and the others-and finally at Holden. He gave her a small nod.

We should have closed the hatch and nailed it backdown, she thought, and then she flipped forward a few pages and continued reading.

“‘I have found it. In the oldest books: the way of saving our family. I can hear Matthew in the Black Room, working upon father’s jaw. My good arm is hacked up and et so I hope this will be readable, that a believer will come and speak this to our spirits. Then we will be restored and the Great Pain will return.’” She looked up, breathing a sigh of relief because she was almost at the end. “And then there’s something in Latin,” she said.

“Okay, “ Marty said, “I am drawing a line in the fucking sand here-do not read the Latin.” He frowned, looking around as if a bee had buzzed his ear. “The fuck…?” he said, waving one arm around his head. Marty started across the room toward Dana, face set, hand coming up to snatch the book from her hand.

Curt stepped forward, planted a hand on Marty’s chest and shoved him back. He went sprawling, crashing into a bookshelf and covering his head as books fell on him in a shower of dust and dead, curled-up spiders.

“Fucking baby!” Curt shouted.

“Curt…” Jules said.

“It’s a diary!” he shouted, louder. “Just a diary!”

“It doesn’t even mean anything,” Dana said, desperate to defuse the situation. Marty looked scared, and Curt looked… he looked mean. Tall, angry, and mean. “Look,” she continued.

“Dana…” Marty said, voice tinged with hopelessness.

Dana shook her head and tried to laugh, but it didn’t work. So she simply read the inscription to show Marty-to show all of them-that they’d been creeped out for no reason. Get this done and get the fuck out of this basement, she thought. Yeah, that’s right. Get the fuck out and…

“Dolor supervivo caro. Dolor sublimes caro,” she intoned. The words read, she closed the book.

Nothing happened.

Someone sighed, then started quietly sobbing. And when Holden gently took her arm and guided her back up the staircase, she realized that it was her.

Outside the cabin, in the forest where free will could not hold, there was movement.

The forest floor was soft with layers and layers of old leaves, those on the surface still almost recognizable as such from the previous fall, those deeper down little more than mulch. Deeper still, soil and mud, through which things crawled and ate and mated and died. There was no breeze and yet the surface leaves shifted, pushing upward in a small mound and then breaking apart as something forced through. Gray and gnarled, a hand, fisted around the haft of a rusted knife.

It rose further and bent at the elbow, lying flat across the ground as the body below heaved itself upward.

Elsewhere, rising from shallow graves, other bodies came. One, a boy, carried a scythe. Another, an obese woman, bore a broken, ragged saw. A man, followed by a huge form-a zombie, by any commonly recognized definition, dead people rising again under unnatural animation-which shrugged itself free of leaves and mud. The journey up from the ground had not been difficult. The graves were not deep, the leaves above them not so old.

A final shifting in the forest gave birth to a one-armed girl. In her one good hand, a hatchet. Anna Patience. Her eyes were far deader than those of her likeness.

They stood for a while like trees, and from a distance in the early evening darkness that was what they resembled. Dead trees, perhaps, broken off below the branching, just stumps, home to insects and spiders and slugs, waiting to rot and crumble and fall. But though some of that was true-they were home to small creatures, and all had gone some way toward eventual disintegration-the image of trees vanished quickly when they began to move.

Anna Patience was the first. A stumbling step, her one good arm swinging and slashing the air with the hatchet it bore.

Her teeth bared by the shriveling of her lips, she made for the light of the cabin.

FIVE

On screen, the zombie family had come together and were shambling their way toward the cabin. They didn’t acknowledge each other, because perhaps they couldn’t. But obviously there was an instinct at play here, and perhaps a need, because as they drew closer to the cabin they started to groan and grumble… almost as if in excitement.

Sitterson shivered, then smiled. And turning away from the large viewscreen he spoke loudly.

“We have a winner!”

The crowd cheered in anticipation. They surrounded him and Hadley. Pretty much everyone was there, as always, waiting to see how the bet would play out and who would win the wad of cash even now clasped in Hadley’s hand. It was a pivotal part of each event, and once it was done they could move on.