Stranger to the Ground

I move it in just a bit more on Two and pull back just a bit of power because he is turning toward me and keep just a little more back stick pressure to hold my airplane up at its lower airspeed and should I let my daughter have a pair of Siamese kittens. Steady burns the green navigation light in my eyes and I press forward with my left thumb to make certain that the speed brake switch is all the way forward and add another second of power here, just a half-percent and pull it back right away and do they really climb curtains like someone told me? There will be absolutely no cats if they climb curtains. Little forward on the stick, little right bank to move it out one foot they certainly are handsome cats, though. Blue eyes. Fuel in a quick glance is 1,300 pounds, no problem; wonder how Four is doing out there on my wing, shouldn’t be too difficult for him tonight, sometimes it’s better to fly Four at night anyway, you have more reference points to line on. Wonder if Gene Ivan is taking the train to Zurich this weekend. Five months I’ve been in Europe and I haven’t seen Zurich yet. Careful careful don’t slide in too close, take it easy move it out a foot or two. Where’s the runway? We should be coming up on the runway lights pretty soon now. Fly Two’s wing here as he levels out. No problem. Just stay on the same plane with his wings. Add a bit more power . . . now peg it there. Hold what you have. If he moves an inch, correct for it right away. This is initial approach. Tuck it in. There is probably not a soul watching, at night. Doesn’t matter. All we are is a bunch of navigation lights in the sky; move it in on Two’s wing. Smooth now, smooth now for Four. Pardon the bounce, Four.

“Checkmate Lead is on the break.” There goes Lead’s light breaking away into the pattern. Been flying on that little bulb all night long, it seems. Move it in a little more on Two. Hold it in there just another three seconds.

“Checkmate Two’s on the break.” There we go. No more strain. Just the count to three. Almost over, Four. Few minutes and we can hang ourselves up to dry. Microphone button down.

“Checkmate Three’s on the break.” Don’t care what kind of eyes they have, they don’t live in my house if they climb curtains. Gear down. Flaps down. Lead’s over the fence. Sometimes you can trick yourself into thinking that this is a pretty airplane. Button down. “Checkmate Three is turning base, three green, pressure and brakes.” Check the brakes just to make sure. Yep. Brakes are good. This airplane has good brakes. Look out for the jetwash in this still air. Better tack on another three knots down final in case it’s rough. There’s the fence. Hold the nose up and let it land. Wonder if all runways have fences at the end. Can’t think of any that don’t. Little jetwash. We’re down, little airplane. Nice job you did tonight. Drag chute handle out. Press the brakes once, lightly. Rollout is finished, a bit of brake to turn off the runway. Jettison the chute. Catch up with Lead and Two. Thanks for waiting, Lead. Pretty good flight. Pretty. If I have to be in the Air Force, wouldn’t trade this job for any other they could offer. Canopy open. Air is warm. Nice to be down. I am wringing wet.

Over Luxembourg now, the distance-measuring drum unrolls smoothly, as though it was geared directly to the secondhand of the aircraft clock. Twenty-eight miles to Spangdahlem. My airplane grazes the top of the cloud and I begin to make the transition to instrument flying. There is another few minutes, perhaps, before I will be submerged in the cloud, but it is good to settle down to the routine of a crosscheck before it is really necessary. Airspeed is 265 indicated, altitude is 33,070 feet, turn needle is centered, vertical speed shows a hundred-foot-per-minute climb, the little airplane of the attitude indicator is very slightly nose-high on its horizon, heading indicator shows 086 degrees. The stars are still bright and unconcerned overhead. One nice thing about being a star is that you never have to worry about thunderstorms.

The radiocompass needle twists again to the right, in agony. It reminds me that I must not be certain of the smoothest flying ahead. Perhaps the forecaster was not completely wrong, after all. A distant flicker of lightning glitters in the southeast, and the thin needle shudders, a terrified finger pointing to the light. I remember the first time I heard of that characteristic of the radiocompass. I had been astonished. Of all the worst things for a navigation radio to do! Fly the needle as I am supposed to fly it and I wind up in the center of the biggest thunderstorm within a hundred miles. Who would design navigation equipment that worked like that? And who would buy it?