Stranger in a Strange Land

“Well, it’s never too late. We’ll be very happy to have you attend the seekers’ service in the Outer Tabernacle—I’ll find a Guardian to guide you. Mr. Smith and the Doc will be going into the Sanctuary, of course.” The Senator looked around.

“Senator—”

“Uh, what, Doc?”

“If Miss Boardman can’t go into the Sanctuary, I think we had all better attend the seekers’ service. She’s his nurse and translator.”

Boone looked slightly perturbed. “Is he ill? He doesn’t look it. And why does he need a translator? He speaks English—I heard him.”

Jubal shrugged. “As his physician, I prefer to have a nurse to assist me, if necessary. Mr. Smith is not entirely adjusted to the conditions of this planet. An interpreter may not be necessary. But why don’t you ask him? Mike, do you want Jill to come with you?”

“Yes, Jubal.”

“But—Very well, Mr. Smith.” Boone again removed his cigar, put two fingers between his lips and whistled. “Cherub here!”

A youngster in his early teens came dashing up. He was dressed in a short robe, tights, and slippers, and had what appeared to be pigeon’s wings (because they were) fastened, spread, on his shoulders. He was bareheaded, had a crop of tight golden curls, and a sunny smile. Jill thought that he was as cute as a ginger ale ad.

Boone ordered, “Fly up to the Sanctum office and tell the Warden on duty that I want another pilgrim’s badge sent to the Sanctuary gate right away. The word is Mars.”

“‘Mars,’” the kid repeated, threw Boone a Boy Scout salute, turned and made a mighty sixty-foot leap over the heads of the crowd. Jill realized why the short robe had looked so bulky; it concealed a personal jump harness.

“Have to be careful of those badges,” Boone remarked. “You’d be surprised how many sinners would like to sneak in and sample a little of God’s Joy without having their sins washed away first. Now we’ll just mosey along and sight—see a little while we wait for the third badge. I’m glad you folks got here early.”

They pushed through the crowd and entered the huge building, found themselves in a long high hallway. Boone stopped. “I want you to notice something. There is economics in everything, even in the Lord’s work. Any tourist coming here, whether he attends seekers’ service or not—and services run twenty-four hours a day—has to come in through here. What does he see? These happy chances.” Boone waved at slot machines lining both walls of the hall. “The bar and quick lunch is at the far end, he can’t even get a drink of water without running this gauntlet. And let me tell you, it’s a remarkable sinner who can get that far without shedding his loose change.

“But we don’t take his money and give him nothing. Take a look—” Boone shouldered his way to a machine, tapped the woman playing it on the shoulder; she was wearing around her neck a Fosterite rosary. “Please, Daughter.”

She looked up, her annoyance changed to a smile. “Certainly, Bishop.”

“Bless you. You’ll note,” Boone went on, as he fed a quarter into the machine, “that no matter whether it pays off in worldly goods or not, a sinner playing this machine is always rewarded with a blessing and an appropriate souvenir text.”

The machine stopped whirring and, lined up in the windows, was: GOD-WATCHES-YOU.

“That pays three for one,” Boone said briskly and fished the pay-off out of the receptacle, “and here’s your souvenir text.” He tore a paper tab off that had extruded from a slot, and handed it to Jill. “Keep it, little lady, and ponder it.”

Jill sneaked a glance at it before putting it into her purse: “But the sinner’s belly is filled with filth—N.R. XXII 17”

“You’ll note,” Boone went on, “that the pay-off is in tokens, not in coin—and the bursar’s cage is clear back past the bar… and there is plenty of opportunity there to make love offerings for charity and other good works. So the sinner probably feeds them back in… with a blessing each time and another text to take home. The cumulative effect is tremendous, really tremendous! Why, some of our most diligent and pious sheep got their start right here in this room.”

“I don’t doubt it,” agreed Jubal.

“Especially if they hit a jackpot. You understand, every combination is a complete sentence, a blessing. All but the jackpot. That’s the three Holy Eyes. I tell you, when they see those eyes all lined up and starin’ at ’em and all that manna from Heaven coming down, it really makes ’em think. Sometimes they faint. Here, Mr. Smith—” Boone offered Mike one of the slugs the machine had just paid. “Give it a whirl.”

Mike hesitated. Jubal quickly took the proffered token himself—damn it, he didn’t want the boy getting hooked by a one-armed bandit! “I’ll try it, Senator.” He fed the machine.

Mike really hadn’t intended to do anything. He had extended his time sense a little and was gently feeling around inside the machine trying to discover what it did and why they were stopping to look at it. But he had been too timid to play it himself.