"Most probably not," Mr. Crepsley agreed miserably. Then he shook off his gloom. "Darren, Harkat — this is Seba Nile, the quartermaster of Vampire Mountain. Do not let his age fool you — he is as sly, cunning, and quick as any vampire, and will get the better of those who try and best him."
"As you know from experience." Seba chuckled. "Do you remember when you set out to steal half a vat of my finest wine and replace it with a lesser vintage?"
"Please," Mr. Crepsley said, looking pained. "I was young and foolish. There is no need to remind me."
"What happened?" I asked, delighted by the vampire's discomfort.
"Tell him, Larten," Seba said, and Mr. Crepsley obeyed sullenly, like a child.
"He got to the wine first," he muttered. "Emptied the vat and replaced the wine with vinegar. I had swallowed half a bottle before I realized. I spent the rest of the night retching."
"No!" Gavner burst out laughing.
"I was young," Mr. Crepsley growled. "I did not know better."
"But I taught you, Larten, did I not?" Seba remarked.
"Yes." Mr. Crepsley smiled. "Seba was my tutor. I learned most of what I know at his hands."
The three vampires started talking about old times, and I sat listening. Most of what they said went right over my head — names of people and places that meant nothing to me — and after a while I sat back and gazed around the cavern, studying the flickering lights of the fires and the shapes the smoke made in the air. I only realized I was dozing off when Mr. Crepsley shook me gently and my eyes snapped open.
"The boy is tired," Seba noted.
"He has never made the journey before," Mr. Crepsley said. "He is not accustomed to such hardship."
"Come," Seba said, standing. "I will find rooms for you. He is not the only one who needs to rest. We will talk more tomorrow."
As the quartermaster of Vampire Mountain, Seba was in charge of the stores and living quarters. It was his job to make sure there was enough food and drink and blood for everyone, and that every vampire had a place to sleep. There were other vampires working for him, but he was the main man. Aside from the Princes, Seba was the most respected vampire in the mountain.
Seba asked me to walk beside him as we made our way from the Hall of Osca Velm to our sleeping quarters. He pointed out various Halls as we passed, and told me their names — most of which I couldn't pronounce, never mind remember — and what they were used for.
"It will take a while to adjust," he said, seeing my dazed gaze. "For the first few nights you may feel lost. But in time you will grow accustomed to the place."
The network of tunnels connecting the Halls to the sleeping quarters was cold and damp, even with the torches, but the tiny rooms — carved out of the rocks — were bright and warm, each lit by a powerful torch. Seba asked if we wanted one big room between us, or if we'd rather have separate quarters.
"Separate," Mr. Crepsley immediately replied. "I had enough of Gavner's snoring on the trail."
"Charming!" Gavner huffed.
"Harkat and me don't mind doubling up, do we?" I said, not liking the idea of being left on my own in such a weird place.
"That's fine … by me," Harkat agreed.
All the rooms had coffins instead of beds, but when Seba saw my gloomy face, he laughed and said I could have a hammock if I wanted. "I will send one of my staff to you tomorrow," he promised. "Tell him what you need and he will get it — I look after my guests!"
"Thank you," I said, glad that I wouldn't have to sleep in the coffin every day.
Seba started to leave. "Wait." Mr. Crepsley called him back. "I have something to show you."
"Oh?" Seba smiled.
"Darren," Mr. Crepsley said, "fetch Madam Octa."
When Seba Nile saw the spider, his breath caught in his throat and he gazed at it as though mesmerized. "Oh, Larten," he sighed. "What a beauty!" He took the cage from me — holding it carefully — and opened the door.
"Stop!" I hissed. "Don't let her out — she's poisonous!"
Seba only smiled and reached into the cage. "I have never met a spider I have not been able to charm," he said.
"But —" I began.
"It is all right, Darren," Mr. Crepsley said. "Seba knows what he is doing."
The old vampire coaxed the spider onto his fingers and lifted her out of the cage. She squatted comfortably in the palm of his hand. Seba bent his face over her and whistled softly. The spider's legs twitched, and from her intent look, I knew he must be communicating mentally with her.
Seba stopped whistling and Madam Octa crawled up his arm. Upon reaching his shoulder, she nestled up to his chin and relaxed. I couldn't believe it! I'd always had to whistle continuously — with a flute, not my lips — and concentrate fiercely to keep her from biting me, but with Seba she was completely submissive.
"She is marvelous," Seba said, stroking her. "You must tell me more about her when you have a chance. I thought I knew of all the spiders in existence, but this one is new to me."