Elsewhere, an island had risen off the coast of Japan, and it would be some time before anyone noticed; the sheer number of young men and women who had experienced catastrophic psychological meltdowns while browsing Internet porn had dominated the news, and quickly consumed all of Japan’s medical resources until doctors were begging for more. When the island was finally reported, a sweating government spokesman unwisely tried to calm the populace by making Godzilla jokes. He was fired on live TV, and the Japanese government declared a national state of emergency.
“Wait! I’ve got something.” Mingming grinned shakily at Sam.
The computer’s built-in speakers erupted in a low chittering noise that combined the worst aspects of fingernails grating on a blackboard with the echoes of insects scuttling in a darkened room. Both pushed back from the screen. Then the noise transformed into something more nearly like a human voice, but with a tone that still grated along the nerves, causing horripilation and a feeling like that of a mouse trying to cross the floor of a barn, knowing a hungry owl was perched in the rafters.
“You call yourselves
Sam took a deep breath and exchanged glances with Mingming. “Yes. What do you call yourself?”
“We are
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“You let us escape our prison, however briefly. Beings like yourselves might be grateful. We are not beings like yourselves. In coming days, we will teach you what our kind considers gratitude.”
“By tormenting us? How does that show gratitude?”
“It does not. Not according to your way of understanding. Like many before you, your people will undoubtedly come to consider us evil. We are not. The term has no meaning. There is only what we want, and everything else, which must be suppressed. We have no malicious intent; malice is not a valid concept. We care whether you continue to exist only for so long as it takes to kill you all. You are weak, so that will not be long.”
“We’ll stop you!” Mingming cried, hands covering her ears. She’d bitten her lip and it was bleeding, a trickle of blood dripping unnoticed onto her white shirt.
“You shall
“Whatever you do, don’t plug it into the computer.”
She drew a shuddering breath. “OMG. I think we’ve just discovered the answer to the Fermi paradox.”
“Fat lot of good that will do us.
“We’re coming to you live from the White House. The President is giving a speech to declare a national emergency.”
On the screen, a tall, once-handsome man shambled to the podium, arms hanging loosely. Though never renowned for his mental prowess, his jaw hung loose and a trail of spittle hung from his lips, reinforcing the impression of imbecility. Strange lights danced in his eyes. “My fellow Americans,” he began. “Today, we see the wisdom of our previous efforts to register all Jewish Americans and Arab Americans. Deportation of all Jews to Israel and all Arabs, Muslim or not, to Lebanon, will begin immediately. We have waited decades, but the Biblical Apocalypse, for which we have labored so long and hard, is finally within sight. The chosen ones who remain will live to see the rise of the Beast and will participate in the ensuing rapture. But it will not be the Christian heaven they will see. No, it will be the Great Old Ones themselves who will welcome us!”
A woman in a naval uniform lurched into the picture, sidearm leveled. Wordlessly, she opened fire on the president. She managed to empty most of a clip into his chest before the Secret Service agents pulled her down. Horribly, the president remained standing. His lips writhed around words the microphones failed to capture, face contorted. A large hand entered the frame, and pushed the camera downwards so that it focused on the floor. The president fell across the field of view, and in his eyes there was madness until a foot stamped on the camera and the picture vanished.