“I’m so getting fired,” he said as he went in.
After he left, Lexi turned to me.
“I’m impressed. Why did you really not go through with it?”
I pointed down at Mr. Happy.
“Yeah, right,” Lexi said.
I sighed. My oversized-equipment story obviously wasn’t selling.
“I had a talk with my dad. He pointed out that I need to start growing up. Banging a singer in her dressing room probably doesn’t rise to any reasonable level of maturity.”
“I heard she’s a little free with the goods,” Lexi said.
“That’s why you said to double-wrap it,” I said, suddenly understanding her warning.
Lexi had never said anything like that before, and I’d found it odd at the time. Suddenly, I had a thought.
“Next time, do me a favor and stop me.”
“Stop you from sleeping around?”
“Maybe not that, but if you think it’s a bad idea, give me a heads-up.”
“I thought telling you that you should double-wrap it was a pretty big clue,” Lexi said.
“You forget that I’m a guy, and we’re clueless. We need some kind of signal.”
“Like ‘pineapple’?”
“No. That wouldn’t work because that means it’s ‘go time,’” I said, looking sideways at her. “Why don’t you just give me that look you always give me and say the word ‘no.’”
“So, if it’s okay, I should say ‘pineapple’?”
“You’re no help,” I decided.
“Why don’t we go back to my place for some nice pineapple?” Lexi asked.
“Now you’re talking.”
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I won’t even comment on Chuck and Billie. All I’ll say is ten minutes later, Chuck looked like a new man.
I had Chuck take us to a grocery store so I could make Lexi dinner. I noticed that she picked up a pineapple. When we got to her condo, I let Chuck go for the day. I assured him we were staying in, and if I needed to, I would call an Uber.
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I’d told Lexi I wanted burgers for dinner. She convinced me to make something healthier, so we compromised. Melanie had taught me how to make them with ground turkey. I added apple and onion to the patties before I fried them.
Instead of French fries, I made green bean sticks. I charred them on the stovetop and then tossed the green beans in olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic powder before finishing them off in the oven. When I first saw what Melanie had made, it grossed me out a little. They weren’t bad, so I decided to prepare them for Lexi.
When I put the plate in front of her, she just picked at them.
“My dad’s heart condition has caused some changes to our menu at home. You’ll like them,” I promised.
Lexi took a bite.
“They’re not French fries,” she complained.
“No. But you said you wanted something good for you,” I reminded her.
“They’re not terrible,” she finally admitted.
I agreed. Given a choice, I would eat French fries over green bean sticks every time.
After dinner, I found out that at Lexi’s house, the rules were different. If you cooked, you also cleaned up. I figured she just didn’t feel like it. In a way, it made sense because my brother had been known to make a giant mess, knowing I had to clean up after him.
It was sort of like our rule about sharing something. If it needed to be split, such as a slice of cake, one of us cut it, and the other got to pick which piece they wanted.
When I came out of the kitchen, I found my PA sitting on the couch, reading an e-book.
Lexi shifted her gaze over toward me, like a cat looking up mid-slumber to see a mouse frolicking across its path. I worried she might want to lick the sweat off my neck. When I was almost to her, she stood up and gave me a deep, meaningful look.
I had to admit, this was much better than hooking up with Billie. While the Alpha Male was all about new and shiny, Lexi was no consolation prize.
I stepped closer, and both of my hands gently slid around the back of her neck. One hand raked through her hair and held her head while my other hand brushed a few strands out of her face. Our lips were close to coming together. I hesitated, allowing the anticipation to build.
As our lips had started to come together, Lexi closed her eyes. So I waited until she opened them again, and mine bored into hers. I didn’t wait any longer. I wanted to kiss her, taste her, feel her in my arms. Our lips lightly brushed in a gentle little peck to get the proceedings started.
I was pleased when she gasped in surprise that I hadn’t kissed her authoritatively, as I would usually do. I always enjoyed my time with Lexi. We both approached sex in the same manner: maximize pleasure. For some reason, this time was different; I needed something more profound, something soft and warm with more passion.
I kissed her again, and our tongues met. We began to do a little dance of building desire. I used my fingertips to caress her neck down to the soft skin of her shoulder. Then I returned my hand to the back of her neck where I could hold her in place.
Our longing began to erode my desire for gentle and loving. The sparks of passion took over in a dizzying rush of anticipation of what was to come.