MAKO: Sure. Fine,
UNCK: But it did really happen. In a real city. Just not
MAKO: When has that ever slowed us down? We put vampires in
[Unck laughs, a laugh that is half a grunt.]
Listen, I have an idea brewing. It’s just a little shift, really. In perspective. In framing. Because noir isn’t really a new thing at all. It’s just a fairy tale with guns. Your hardscrabble detective is nothing more than a noble knight with a cigarette and a disease where his heart should be. He talks prettier, that’s all. He’s no less idealistic—there’re good women and bad women, good jobs and bad jobs. Justice and truth are always worth seeking. He pulls his fedora down like the visor on a suit of armour. He serves his lord faithfully whether he wants to or not. And he is in thrall to the idea of a woman. It’s just that in detective stories, women are usually dead before the curtain goes up. In fairy tales, they’re usually alive. Fairy tales are about survival. That’s
And really,
UNCK: That’s…not bad.
MAKO: I know, dummy. It’s my idea. Of course it’s not bad. We’ve already sent him to Pluto. It’s perfect. Nothing darker and more mysterious than that blasted place. For all anyone ever hears out of Pluto these days, it might as well be Hades itself. A whole planet that’s nothing more than the haunted mansion on the hill. Lights in the dark. Sounds in the night.
Percy…we owe her our best, not just our most polite. You and I, we’re no good at telling a story straight. It won’t come off right. Like a dog reciting a sonnet. Impressive, but how much better to let him howl? So, look. She’s…she’s captive in a black palace of a thousand rooms. Imprisoned by a terrible master. Behind briars, Sleeping Beauty in black lipstick. No one has seen her for years. She’s a legend, a whisper in the taverns and the alleyways.
UNCK: And a stranger comes to town.
MAKO: A stranger with a hidden past. An unnatural secret. A concealed deformity?
UNCK: And a curse, Vince. You’ve got to have a curse. It’s the accessory the fashionable antihero cannot go without. How about…when asked, he must always tell the truth. It’s not even much of a leap from the detective who must deliver the truth to his bosses. We’ve still got all the Pluto sets from
MAKO: And Varela slots right in. He was always hip deep in a phantasmagoria anyway. You want to look that liar in the eye? Let’s do it. Maximo Varela did actually run off to Pluto when Oxblood turned him loose.
UNCK: And the end, Vince?
MAKO: How do all Gothics end? With magic. And with revenge.
My Sin
20 February, 1962. Early morning.