“No, actually. There’s no plans yet. Although, I think we have to carry out the usual meeting.”
Momonga’s clan held regular meetings on a weekly basis. Although there were quite a few people who did not — or could not — take part, those members were also asked to look at the clan’s message board.
“Oh, in other words, you were planning to go, then?”
Meetings were a chance for most of the members to meet, and thus chances were high that they could conduct large-scale activities like hunting. If there was really nothing planned later on, it would be the best place to recruit members for a party, so they planned to chat up some people and suggest that they go along.
In response to Peroroncino’s questions, Touch Me simply went “Hmm—” and looked at the ceiling.
“…Well, not exactly, there’s some things, this or that, which I want to change, that…”
Momonga and Peroroncino looked at each other as Touch Me drifted off into mumbling.
This was completely unlike Touch Me. He was a very straightforward person, the kind who was very direct in his words and deeds.
Just as Momonga was about to ask him about it, he saw the door open from the corner of his eye and Bukubukuchagama[2] entered the room.
Being Peroroncino’s elder sister, she looked like a pink slime. Although she called herself guro-kawaii, nobody agreed with her. Everyone was certain that she had said so to trap them.
Momonga, Peroroncino, and then Touch Me greeted her, which she returned in kind.
Several other people had arrived in the room after Momonga and Peroroncino. Momonga had done his best to pop smileys at them as they came, but when he was absorbed in conversation, he sometimes forgot to do so. However, he would definitely notice if she arrived. After all, pink slimes were especially outstanding even among this clan of heteromorphic beings.
Bukubukuchagama’s body wobbled as she flowed toward Momonga and the others. She might be a slime, but she could move fairly quickly.
According to Bukubukuchagama, she said it was like walking on her own two feet, albeit with the hassle of wearing a long skirt.
She reached Momonga and the others and immediately sat down. Although the body of a slime did not possess feminine curves, one could still approximate a place which should have been her waist from the way her body was bent.
“Yo. You seem to be talking about something serious. What’s up?”
“It’s nothing much. Just discussing what we’re going to do today.”
“Haha, well, it’s just like what my brother said. Touch-san, what will we do after today’s meeting?”
“Come to think of it, it’s about time. Everyone… oh, that’s pretty good. Everyone’s here.”
Struck by Touch Me’s words, Momonga looked around. He saw 27 other heteromorphic beings of all kinds — it would seem the entire clan was here. This was quite rare, even for a regular meeting.
This clan was a rarity in that it contained no students, only working adults. As a result, their free time hardly overlapped, and it could hardly be considered a good guild. Having all the members together was not a common thing.
“Hey, Yama-chan, good evening~”
Bukubukuchagama waved a slimy hand, and an ugly giant waved its gigantic hand back at her.
“Ah, good evening, Bukubukuchagama-san.”
It was a gentle woman’s voice.
This was Yamaiko, the nephilim. Unlike giants, who were demihumans of a sort, nephilim could not hide their ugliness no matter how they tried to disguise themselves. It was hard to imagine that within that body was the only other female member of the group, besides Bukubukuchagama.
She had said in the past that she might change her character race, but given that she still had not done so, she must have found it oddly satisfying.
The gracefully seated Yamaiko slowly stood up, and lumbered over to them with heavy, plodding footsteps.
“Yama-chan~ call me — chan too~ Ne, how about it~”
Yamaiko displayed an “Oh dear” emoticon as she descended into thought. Then, she replied:
“…Buku-chan?”
Bukubukuchagama froze. Yamaiko realized that she did not like that name, and tried something else.
“Then, Bukubuku-chan?”
Bukubukuchagama collapsed into a pile after suffering another direct hit, and in a dull, demoralized voice, she said:
“…Sorry. Please don’t say Buku-chan.”
Because of her job, she could deliver on a truly evocative performance when she put herself into it. This was a voice of a defeated soul in anguish.
“Ah… sorry about that, Chagama-chan.”
“It’s not bad, but, hm… it doesn’t sound cute enough.”
Her little brother was saying something along the lines of “Look at your appearance”, but Momonga and Touch Me remained silent.
They knew that saying nothing was the wise choice.
“Okay! Next, call me Kazecchi.”
“Kazecchi? I thought you wanted — chan?”
“I do~ Yama-chan~”
A revitalized Bukubukuchagama swiftly oozed up next to Yamaiko’s side.
Like Yamaiko, Momonga and Touch Me had no idea why they had to call her Kazecchi. They looked to the only person who might be able to shed some light on this.