And, of course, he’d gone to those feasts not least looking for some pretty girl or another with whom he might spend the rest of the night. Plenty of pretty girls still came to those affairs. Several all but threw themselves at him: almost all women with reputations for having slept with one Algarvian or another during the occupation.
These days, though, Skarnu wasn’t looking for a pretty girl. He’d found one- and one with a temper a good deal sharper than his own. “Thank you, my dear,” he told one noblewoman whose offer had left nothing to the imagination, “but it’s about even money whether Merkela would blaze you or me first if I did that.”
Her laughter was like tinkling bells. “You’re joking,” she said. Before Skarnu could even shake his head, she read his eyes. “You’re not joking in the slightest. How very. . barbaric of your.. friend.”
“My fiancee,” Skarnu corrected her. “She’s a widow. The Algarvians executed her husband. She hasn’t got much of a sense of humor about these things.” The noblewoman didn’t lose her bright smile. But she didn’t hang around long, either.
A mug of ale in her hand, Merkela came up to Skarnu a moment later. “What was that all about?” she asked, a certain hard suspicion in her voice.
“About what you’d expect.” He put his arm around her. “I know who I’m going home with tonight, though, and I know why.”
“You’d better,” Merkela said.
“I know that, too.” Skarnu chuckled. “I told Skirgaila you’d come after her-or maybe me-with a stick if she didn’t leave well enough alone. She didn’t believe me. Then she did, and turned green.”
“I ought to give her something to remember me by now,” Merkela said, with the same directness she’d used while hunting redheads.
Before she could advance on Skirgaila, Viscount Valnu came up, the usual mocking smile on his bony, handsome face. “Ah, the happy couple!” he said, and contrived to make it sound almost like an insult.
“Hullo, Valnu,” Skarnu said. Valnu didn’t seem to mind the endless rounds of feasts. But then, he’d been coming to them all through the Algarvian occupation, too. Aye, he’d been in the underground. Still, Skarnu was sure he hadn’t let that keep him from having a good time.
His arrival distracted Merkela. She didn’t know what to make of Valnu.
With peasant bluntness, Merkela demanded, “Are you
Valnu’s blue, blue eyes widened.
“You’re impossible,” Skarnu said, at which Valnu bowed in delight. Even Merkela snorted at that. With a sigh, Skarnu went on, “I hope you are. All things considered, I’d not have the family dragged through too much dirt.”
“You’re no fun at all,” Valnu said. “I know what your problem is, though- I know just the disease you’ve caught.”
“Tell me,” Skarnu said, raising an eyebrow. “What sort of slander will you come up with? If it’s vile enough, I’ll haul you before the king.”
“It’s pretty vile, all right,” Valnu said. “You poor fellow, you’ve caught. . responsibility. It’s very dangerous unless you treat it promptly. I came down with it myself for a while, but I seem to have thrown it off.”
“I believe
No sooner had that thought crossed Skarnu’s mind than Valnu said, “You know, it’s possible you’re being too hard on your poor sister.”
“And it’s possible we’re not, too,” Merkela snapped before Skarnu could answer. “That cursed redhead was hard whenever he was alone with her, wasn’t he?”