On the Wings of Hope : Prose

General description. Medical science has been unable to establish exact time period of first emergence of this illness as signs of its manifestation can be found in ancient centuries very far from us. This illness is a culmination of development of diseases in a branch “Know-it-all” - “Star-like” - “Lord”, its final stage. As the illness is a very heavy form of a “Star-like” disease, it practically does not give into treatment. In this regard it’s possible to say that these infected patients are in fact doomed.

Symptoms. Symptoms of this illness are extremely risen self-conceit along with a total defiance to both health and life of other individuals, permanently shown “megalomania”, aspiration to force life to go exclusively by a path favorable to the individual (which is, as modern science has proved it, is not only impractical, but also a totally unnecessary task). Patients show no signs of any doubts in relation of correctness of their position, feel no pity and sorrow when using/killing others for the sake of illusionary goals seen only by them, and being always, in this regard, unreachable.

Treatment methods. In the majority of cases specified illness is not subject to healing. Indirect, though almost ineffective mean in a question of curing of the individual from this disease and some social consequences, can be considered only the isolation of patients in houses for mad at early stages of disease’s progress.

9. “Nostalgic”

General description. This illness has been known to mankind from far antiquity, and almost only individuals of “elderly” age are subject to be infected by it. Probably, this particular disease is included in so-called “generation gap” problem.

Symptoms. Signs of manifestation of the disease in question are the glorification of ideals/ideas/views/way of life of generation, to which a patient belongs, in comparison with another modern one. As extreme forms of disease’s manifestation a contempt for younger modern generation along with desire to “return the good old days”(which, as modern physical science has proved, is simply impossible due to mechanics of functioning of a time continuum) should be considered.

Treatment methods. Universal revitalizing remedies “Kindness”, “Care” and “Support” should be considered as only effective means of treatment.

10. “Fanatical”

General description. Along with “Nostalgic” illness this disease has been familiar to mankind since old age, but has been classified as disease only recently. Due to aspects of its manifestation this disease is practically always accompanied by ones from a “Know-it-all” - “Star-like”- “Lord” branch. Most often ones affected with this illness are religious figures of all types of beliefs and religions.

Symptoms. Symptoms of manifestation of this illness are similar to the ones of “Know-it-all” - “Star-like” - “Lord” branch.

Treatment methods. The only possible mean having a chance to weaken the power of disease is a “Suggestion” antibiotic.

11. “Idiot”

General description. This illness represents itself a final point, to which the progress of any previously mentioned disease can once lead.

Symptoms. Low/extremely low/absent possibilities of any adequate activity and healthy thinking.

Treatment methods. Modern science possesses no knowledge of methods of overcoming of this disease. We, as world medics, can only recommend all patients not to lead themselves to a similar critical form of a course of own illnesses.

12. “Hero”

General description. Representatives of medical science still have not come to an unequivocal conclusion of whether it’s necessary to consider semiology described below as an illness itself, or if it’s not an illness at all, but a very specific, still extremely poorly studied condition of human consciousness, which was possessed only by a small number of people throughout the entire human history.

Symptoms. Symptoms of this condition are the overwhelming feeling of love of individual to the entire world that surrounds him, aspiration to reduce suffering of others, giving them disinterested aid and all forms of support. It’s surprising that this desire is not based on achievement of any proprietary purposes as it can be in case with the “Lord” illness. For an organism of individual in this state a continuous highest synthesis of “Tranquility”, “Good nature” and “Self-confidence” hormones is considered normal. The obligatory requirement of origin of this state is a presence in organism of individual of a “Joy” enzyme. Cases of infection of individuals in this state by any of aforementioned disease are unknown to a medical science.