On The Wings of Hope : Prose

Bit World

Leechers

Definition : Leecher – a creative personality, unsatisfied with harsh surroundings; actively appropriating, transforming and consuming another’s content.

To struggle, to search, to find … download ! (Leecher’s motto)

I’ll download entire Internet. (Basic Leecher’s error)

Who’ll download more in n-th time. (Leechers favorite gambling)

Whose channel is thicker. (Basic way of d***s comparison among Leechers)

Traffic seasickness. (Leecher’s professional disease)

Modem. (The most widespread curse among Leechers)

Proxy-server. (A mythical being, allowing Leecher to become invisible for his enemy Sysadmin)

Anonymous proxy-server. (Ancient and powerful monster, feeding on traffic. Hides a Leecher not only from Sysadmin, but from Sysop as well. Only Higher Leecher are able to befriend him)

Proxy-server of secret services. (Disgusting and mean being, capable to take the form of normal proxy-server. As a rule, after long intercourses with him, a child, named ‘order to visit the militia’ is born).

“We’ll flow all net with our packets …

We’ll flow it to the foundation …

We’ll build a new one from the brackets

And will be happy from creation !”

(Patriotic Leechers song of the middle of the last century)

“Go to … coaxial !” (Disputes of Leechers, who did not manage to out-argue the opponent, usually end like so).

“You are not a router for me here !” (Leecher’s slang word, translatable approximately like “You are not my mentor !”)

“Ye netcard’s cable is still not clenched !” (Really untranslatable word combination, which represents a demonstration of one’s Leecher superiority over another. Approximate possible translation is : “Your milk on ye lips has not even dried up”).

To Load. (The term, designating the increase of abilities/possibilities of Leechers).

To PreLoad. (The term, designating the highest possible degree of Leecher’s euphoria).

To DownLoad. (The term, designating the end of the process, designated by a term “To Load”).

To OverLoad. (The term, designating a high degree of morality calmness; sincere satiety).

To UnderLoad. (The term, designating terrible, painful and extremely distressing process of interruption of process, designated by a term “To Load”)

Your channel has made inappropriate operation and will be shut down. (A horrific dream of all Windows Leechers)

There is no God except the Internet and network card is His prophet. (Religious conviction of all Leechers)

Traffic ways are inscrutable. (Excuse of all Leecher-priests of orthodox specialization)

A Leecher for a Leecher is a friend, a companion and free proxy-server. (Informal relations of Leechers)

29.10.2010

Yours Russia

Russia, your turn now!

- And send her to her big fatty bum !

- Have no fear, that’s exactly what I have already made. She does not deserve better.

- All women are swines. Once you have opened your soul before them – and they will beat your muzzle on a table.

- Yeah, that’s so.

- … All right, my friend, we need to relax somehow. Got any ideas ? Maybe some herbs … Euphoria …

- Nnnaay … I’m feeling sick from yesterday…I’m not a company for you in that. Beer … I could take a sip of beer.

- Beer … hmm…not a bad idea, huh ?

- Ok, so … let’s go for a beer ?

- Yep. Let’s go.

* * *

- Mmmm…no…I think … Whadda I think ? Theirs beer … total suxx. Absolutely, fuck it, suxx ! Have tried it a lot of times, and always felt it – suxx ! Unlike our beer … hm … fuck, the nostalgia is gonna eat me whole !

- Of ours, right ? So what ? Do you not remember how we used to live there ? And here … beautiful. Wonderful, damn it ! Nothing to care about the family, nothing to worry about how you should live on the next several days. Could buy anything … almost anything … Great, damn it !

- By the way, I’ve never asked ye – whom you were when we were at home ?