Neal Pollack

Driving, I figured the scenario. A hidden camera in the bathroom must have caught me pushing the guy. Cameras in the parking lot probably followed our escape. At least the film would show I didn'’t mean to kill the guy. They wouldn'’t try to get me for murder. Manslaughter, maybe, but even then I'’d probably get some slack; the guy could have hit Andy for all I knew. But there would be a trial. And even if I won, I would lose my job. No reputable consulting firm could employ someone who killed a stranger in a rest stop bathroom. They’d treat me well—no doubt partly out of fear I'’d go postal. At a minimum we’d have to leave Wilmette; Nat might very well move out.

The next toll came up. Did the workers have my plates and description? I imagined my foot pressing on the gas pedal—the grill could take out the toll gate, I had no doubt. But then I realized: They wouldn'’t stop a killer without backup. No police cherrytops were spinning up ahead and a state employee wasn'’t going to try to be a hero. I slowed down and in my pocket my fingertips effortlessly set on a dime, a nickel, and a quarter. The toll booth worker was wearing headphones and smoking.

“Go Packers!” I shouted before I rolled up the window.

I got off at Tower Road and followed it through leafy Winnetka. I stayed five miles below the speed limit. But even as I kept my eye on the speedometer, my hands didn'’t feel the steering wheel; every tiny bone still rang from the man’s shoulder blade. The balls of my feet were still pressing against the wet tile floor. My calf muscles ached from stretching for maximum push. I couldn'’t see Andy in the darkness but I knew the fear I'’d seen when I opened the door still filled him. The men’s room was staying with us.

A BMW brighted me and sped by in the other lane. He honked once he passed by. I waved, sincerely. Having somebody behind me would have made me nervous.

I went south on Green Bay Road along the Metra tracks. The stores in downtown Winnetka were dark and the auto repair shops looked abandoned. I flipped off the ridiculous cursive Kenilworth sign, a joke Andy and I shared. But once again, he didn'’t take the bait. I went east on Lake and a few blocks later turned onto our brick-paved road. I always said the best part of our suburban battlewagon was that you couldn'’t feel the ruts.

We sat in the car for a while after I pulled into the garage. I was waiting for Andy to say something until I realized he was doing the same. I was the father, so I went first.

“Well, I’'ve got some work to do before I turn in. You?”

“Social studies homework.”

“Okay. Well, we’ll get them the next game, right?”

“Right.”

Listening to his footsteps overhead, I went to the liquor cabinet and poured a Scotch. Then I went to my office. Two Macanudos lay in the top drawer. They were to have been lit up by us if the Packers had won. Looking at them now, I couldn'’t believe I had conceived such a horrible idea. It was so horrible I couldn'’t help but laugh. When I calmed down, I unwrapped one and sliced off the end with my Packers cutter. I lit it. After a couple puffs I went to the front room. I wanted to see the police as they came for me up our bumpy narrow street. Or maybe they would walk over; the Ridge station was only a few blocks away.

I stared into the lit windows of the Georgians and bungalows across the street for a peek of my neighbors. No luck. Scaffolding loomed in John Doolin’s backyard. He’d blown out the back to add a home theater. During the summer it had been copper gutters. He was a broker.

“It should really help the value when we try to sell,” he said at a block party over the summer. “People expect that kind of viewing experience today. It’s getting to be like central air.”

“When are you moving?”

“Oh, no, we don’t have any plans now. But when the time comes.”

“Right, when the time comes.”

“And I'’ll say now, I couldn'’t have picked a better time to liquidate some stocks to raise the money.” He paused and looked both ways. “I unloaded in February.”

“Did you tell your clients you were doing that?”

He’d laughed, twisting a fallen leaf under the toe of his loafer. “One or two.”

When Andy and I set off to watch the Packers lose, John’s son Steven, who was in the same grade as Andy, had been playing catch with his little sister. Both were wearing Cade McNown jerseys. It made me laugh. How was I to know? But now as I stared at the dark, empty lawn, I recalled a day years back: Steven running in circles and kicking up leaves in a Favre jersey. And in the seasons after the Super Bowl, he wasn'’t the only kid on the block sporting No. 4.