[You are not locking me in one of your hatcheries,] Zorian told her.
[But you’d have left a master of telepathic combat within a week!] Novelty protested. [Well, master by human standards, anyway.]
[No,] Zorian responded. He suddenly became aware that Kirielle was tugging on his shirt. «What is it, Kiri?»
«You drifted off,» she said.
«I was just talking to Novelty,» he said. She looked at him oddly. «Telepathically, I mean.»
«Oh,» Kirielle said, her eyes widening in realization. «I’m so jealous you can do that. I wish I could talk to people without being overheard. It would have been
«Don’t I know it,» Zorian sighed. «So many things would have been easier if I could have done that earlier. Though maybe it was a blessing in disguise — a lot of people back in Cirin would have freaked out if they started hearing voices in their head and mind magic abuse is punished very harshly by the mage guild. Anyway, let’s go introduce you to Novelty.»
To her credit, Novelty hadn’t immediately rushed in towards Kirielle and started to crawl all over her. To
[A mini human!] yelled Novelty telepathically, breaking the stand-off. [Great Web, she’s so much smaller than you! Can she even talk yet?]
«W-What!?» Kirielle protested. «Of course I can talk! I even learned how to read and count last year! What do you think I am, a baby!?»
[Oh, you
«Um, yeah,» Kirielle said. She shot Zorian a suspicious look, but he was maintaining his impassive facade through superhuman will. His lips only twitched into a smirk once she returned her attention back to Novelty. «I guess I can understand that. But I’m definitely not a baby anymore! I’m nine years old, and that’s a lot!»
[Wow, that
«He’s… older than me?» Kirielle tried. «Wait, if you’re ten, aren’t you just a kid like me?»
[No way!] Novelty protested. [I went through the maturation ceremony last year, so I’m totally an adult of the tribe and no one can say otherwise!]
Zorian watched as Novelty and Kirielle went through a clash of cultures in miniature, gradually coming to an understanding of sorts. They both complained about not being taken seriously by people around them (it was a mystery as to why; no, really) and exchanged some information about their respective species. Zorian actually learned a few new things about the aranea that he had never really thought to ask about. Apparently aranea had a lot shorter lifespan than humans did, with 55 years being considered positively ancient. He knew they could spin webs from before, but apparently the webs weren’t at all involved with hunting prey and were instead used exclusively as construction material to make walls, bridges, etc. He had also thought they were fully subterranean in nature, with only Cyoria’s colony interacting with the surface so heavily, but it turned out they all preferred to hunt on the surface and only used the Dungeon to build their settlements in.
Eventually, Novelty decided to try her luck and approached Kirielle, which resulted in his brave little sister immediately backpedaling and cutting the meeting short. Not that Zorian was very surprised by this turn of events at all — if anything, this went a lot better than he thought it would. Hell, Kirielle even indicated she might not be averse to the idea of another meeting in the future.
[Aww,] Novelty wilted, drooping pitifully over the couch she was currently occupying. [I scared her away.]
«She did say you could meet her again in a few days,» Zorian pointed out.
[But I wanted to talk some more,] Novelty telepathically pouted.
«Just give her some time to digest the whole thing. And don’t try to hug her next time.»
[But humans love hugs! I totally read so in one of your books!] Novelty protested.
Zorian thought about explaining to her that that wasn’t universally true among humans — his parents were never really big on physical contact, with any of their children, really, and Zorian didn’t remember the last time he was hugged by anyone other than Kirielle. Not that he was particularly crazy for hugs himself, mind you. He decided against it.
«I’m afraid that aranea just don’t have what it takes to give a proper hug,» Zorian nodded sagely. «Sad but true.»